Cat Letters

Thank you!

  Dear lovely owners,

     I simply must thank you for this toy! It's super cool! It makes a crinkly sound and it's like a ball so I can run around casing and bating it! I haven't had so much fun in my life! I absolutely love playing with it in that tiny room with the see through stuff- Sunporch? Windows!? You humans have weird names for things. Not the point... I very much love being in that room. Its warm, and great for sleeping! It makes me sad when you put another, bigger see through thing over the entrance- door huh? Well okay then- it makes me sad when you block off the entrance with a door.
   
     I'm also sorry for keeping you up all night long. I'm only apologizing because I hear you complain about it. I suppose you need sleep since your not getting 16 hours a day. I'm mean come on! Every kitty knows the average is 16 hours, not eight. Silly human. But anyway, thank you for the toy! Speaking of which, I have to go play with it. Bye!!!

                                  Love,
                                         Cheeto.