Random Funny Things to say to your Friends

Note

I think this the first authors note that I've actually labeled 'note' lol. Uuummm, soooo, how are you guys liking my book? I know that your out there, SO EVERYONE OF YOU!!!!!!!!! I INFINITY DOG DARE YOU TO COMMENT YOUR EXACT THOUGHTS ON THIS BOOK!!!!!!!! IF YOU DONT LIKE IT THEN TELL ME NOBODY WILL HURT ANY FEELINGS, BECAUSE I ONLY KNOW ABOUT THREE OF YOU PERSONALLY AND IF YOU HATE IT OH WELL!!!!!!

WHY AM I STILL TYPING IN CAPS LOCK?!?!?!?!?!? WHY MY FRIENDS, WWWHHHHHYYYYYYYY?!?!?!??!?!?!
*HAS RANDOM MELTDOWN FOR NO SPECIFIC REASON*

Well, it was nice talking to everybody.