(A/n remember that this is in the pov of an ADHD dyslexic hyperactive three year old whom happens to be rather smart)
Pov Mila
Heyo my name is Mila and I'm three I think. I'ma have to ask mama again. Anyhow yha I'm Mila and I'm three and um me and my mommy live with her dad gpa Hades. He's really fun to be around and gives me lots of toys and presents. But it's just me my moma and my grandpas (I have three of them) and my gmas ( I have three of those to)
anyhow today is my third birthday and mama says we are going to meet my aunt's and uncles ohh and maybe some cousins mommy says she doesn't know about that yet...... I wonder why
......hm what was I thinking about? maybe
chickens.....? nope horseys ...? hmm no .....skeletons? nope. birdys.....? No...... murder?.......... no....ohh yha family or as mommy will say la familia what language is that again hmm I think its Spanish... Is it oh well back on topic my family is made up of greek gods. I don't get that so whatever. Anyhow we are currently in da car going to a building called the empire state building (according to mommy) for my third birthday party and I'm super excited. I wonder what we will do?Time skip by a hyperactive ADHD dyslexia three year old and me playing tag with great grandpa Kronos.
We just pulled up to the overly tall building and as l look up I see a bunch of clouds gathered there. Im wondering why they are there so I look up and ask momma "hey mommy why are there a bunch of clouds on top of that building" I pont to the one in front of us.
She looks at me in confusion then replies "you can see Olympus?"Now it's my turn to look at her in confusion "what the heck is an Olympus!?" Then Mommy starts laughing as she leads me in to the overly tall buildings entry hall. By the time we get to the front desk she is out of breath and almost rolling on the floor from her laughing as I look around in wonder.
Once I'm done looking around and confirming there's no creepy crawlys i tilt my head looking at her and ask "WHY DA HECK YOU LAUGHING FOR MOMMY!!" In turn she starts cackling and rolling around on the floor.
I stared at her completely unamused.
I sigh and start poking momma while asking "why aren't you answering my questions? What's so funny I wanna know so I can laugh too." I start pouting as mommy gathers herself up and getting off of the smelly dirty floor coverd in dirt from all the people that have walked on it. I smack my head to get back on track.
Mommy just shakes her head and goes over to the front desk person whom hands over a pretty gold card. She then comes over to me (still not answering my questions mind you 😡💢) and takes my hand to guide me to the upy downy death trap thing that people call an elevator.
As we get in she swipes the card in the elevator and it asks her " 600th floor?" She then answers with a board but authoritative "Yes"I start humming a song I heard on the radio today to block out the horrible elevator music. I think the name was stronger by The Score. Then suddenly it changes.Mommy then looks at me surprised when it does then asks "hunny did you do that?" With a small hint of panic in her voice.
I stop humming and ask her "what do you mean mommy?" And as soon as I do this the horrid music turns back on. She just shakes her head and mumbles "nothing hunny nothing."
I just look at her confused then the elevator doors bing and slide open to reveal a really pretty market place that was decorated for a party. I start looking around wondering who's party It is. The I wonder if it's someone's birthday today just like me.
My mom turns to me and picks me up. Then she says "Welcome to Olympus my dear little Lilly!" (that's Mommy's favorite flower she said I reminded her of it so she calls me that as a nickname)
I just tilt my head and POLITELY scream "YOU NEVER ANSWERED ME WHAT DA HECK IS AN OLYMPUS!!!" then I look down and scream "AND WHY DA HECK ARE WE ON TOP OF A BUNCH OF CLOUDS ON TOP OF DA RIDICULOUSLY TALL BUILDING." by the time im done my gpas have shown up and are looking at me like I'm the most amusing thing ever.
By that time I had decided to scream at them to buuuut I needed something to scream at them about so I looked it them and scanned them over noticing there weird clothes and the fact that all of the colorful people here are looking at them with a weird mix of respect and fright.
I then noticed that they are looking at me like I'ma bout to die with a lot of regret.
I then look at my gpas and glare my wolf glare that I learned from a wolf I met on a trip a week ago with my mommy now having decided what I was going to yell at them about
I took a deep breath and screamed "GPAS WHAT DA HECK IT DIS ABOUT WHY YOU ALL DRESSED LIKE THE OLD PEOPLE IN MY BOOKS AND WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME LIKE IM DA MOST AMUSING THING IN YOUR RIDICULOUSLY LONG LIVES!" I take a deep breath reading myself to continue my rant then my gpas and my mommy burst out laughing.
The nerve of these people.
My mommy by this point got tired of the screaming in her ear and had set me down I just glare at them and screamed once again. "WHY DA HECK ARE YOU LAUGHING ITS NOT FUNNY"
I sigh deciding that they aren't going to answer any of my questions so I stand up and start looking around. I'm startled as I feel the power of the items around me.
Then someone comes up next to me and says "that's called of magic carpet. Do you know what it does??" I turn around and look at the weirdly dressed women
"nope" I say " what's that?" She laughed and I hear people gasping and whispering after. I listened in to some of the whispers and hear stuff like "did Athena just laugh... this has to be wrong"I turn to her and say "hey lady what's your name mines Mila or as mommy sometimes calls me Lilly"
she looks at me and I see in her eyes wisdom beyond her looks. She then says "hunny my name's Athena. But you can call me aunt thena."
"Ok! Aunt thena" I say happy to have an auntie. We then hear screaming...()()()()()()()()()()()()(/()(()(()()()()()()(()()()()()()()()()()
A/n well theres the first official chapter over 1,070 words go me..... Meh well if anyone ever reads this I hope you enjoyed this trash also like I wanna make it so that as she grows she becomes more chaotic maybe even meting chaos herself this is unedited
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