Embarrassing Moments

Embarrassing Moments (Part 2)

Very bad hair day
A friend and I were walking to the locker room after gym when I suddenly felt something hit my head. I touched my hair and realized a bird had pooped right on my head! My friend started cracking up as we went to the office. I got most of it out, but afterward my friend told everyone! It was so embarrassing!

Tired & tongue-tied
I was waiting for my mom to finish putting stuff in the car after my soccer game, and I was really tired and hungry. I wanted a snack, so I asked, "Can I have my goldfish now?" And my whole family started cracking up. I asked "What's so funny?" They said, "What the heck is a snicklefish?!" I was so tired that is accidentally said "snicklefish" instead of "goldfish"! That was bad enough, but they'll never let me forget it!

Low Blow to the Elbow
My orchestra teacher was giving high fives to the class one day, and I gave him a gentle high five. He shook his head and said, "That's not a high five! Try again and aim for my elbow!" Thinking he was going to move his arm, I aimed for his elbow-and hit him on it! The whole class burst into laughter, and my teacher laughed so hard he slumped against the whiteboard! My BFF still teases me about it.

Mess-cara Misfortune
I was so excited to be wearing mascara to school for the first time-my mom had finally said I could! When I got to gym class, my teacher said we were running the mile. I love to run, but afterward people were looking at me like I was crazy. Finally a friend told me I had mascara running down my face from sweating! I was so embarrassed!

A Splitting Rip
At cheer practice, my coach asked me to show all the older girls how to do the splits properly. I slid down and heard a rip... my shorts had torn in half! It was terrible! Everyone could see my pink flowery underwear, including my crush! I was humiliated!

Painfully Crushing
My crush's mom picked up my crush and me after track one day. Thinking he was going to sit up front, I got in the back seat and closed the door... on his arm! He was moaning in pain! No wonder the door wouldn't close! I couldn't believe it!

Banana Splat!
I was walking to class when my friend tried to throw a banana peel into into the garbage can. She missed, but I didn't notice and kept in walking. I tripped over the banana peel and landed on my behind! Then my crush yelled, "Look! A banana splat!" And everyone started laughing. I was mortified!

Anything for You
I was in Spanish class when my crush asked me if he could borrow a pencil. Of course I said yes, even though I only had the pencil I was using. I tried to take a pencil from my brother's desk, but he yelled, "Hey! Why'd you take my pencil?" Then my crush asked, "If you didn't have and extra pencil, why did you say I could borrow one?" My brother quickly said, "Because she likes you, idiot!" I was so embarrassed!

Cafeteria Crash Mob
My class was doing a flash mob in the cafeteria for the sixth graders, and we had to clear the room to dance. I was moving a rack of trays too fast and knocked everything over. The trays went crashing to the floor and spilled all over the place! Then I had to pick up the trays. Instead of impressing the sixth graders, I just humiliated myself!