EP 5: Home

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(insert video of tape) (Sorry if the beginning is hard to read, writing for the tape was hard. If you don't want to read the beginning just watch the tape at the top)

Third person:

A VHS tape begins playing, showing JCJenson with icons for cleaning, cooperate, and robot safety. The screen displayed: JCJenson (In SPAAAAACEE!!!!) Rebuild Together BetterTM. Then it showed a warning: FBI WARNING: Federal law provides severe civil and criminal penalties for the unauthorized reproduction, distribution, or exhibition of copyrighted motion pictures, video tapes, or video discs. Criminal copyright infringement is investigated by the FBI and may constitute a felony with a maximum penalty of up to five years in prison and/or a $250,000 fine. JCJenson: AUTOMATED SERVICES TECHNICIAN TRAINING WD Disassembly - (1A) Overview: "Zombie Drones!!!!"

"Upgrading models. Cutting maintenance costs." The Narrator said, while displaying a list. CLIENT REASON FOR WD UNIT DISASSEMBLY AND DISPOSAL

53% Unit Damage

27% Upgrading Model

11% Terminating Operation(s)

7% Competitor Products

2% Core Failsafe Trip

1% Other

"There are many reasons the clients may wish to disassemble a drone individual or series after a period of use." Narrator said, showing more diagrams. WD DISASSEMBLY PROCESS TWO STEP OVERVIEW. STEP 1: Software Cleanup: Ensure Marked WD Unit Matches P/N, S/N (1A) → MARKED FOR DISASSEMBLY. Upload wdOS_606 (This if Fun for Them) (1B) STEP 2: Hardware Cleanup. Human Inspection (2A):

-Affirm Core Disconnect

-Process Drone (1) Core (1)
-Through disassembly unit (2R)

-Human Inspection (2B):
-Affirm fun

"Following these two steps is key to avoiding—" the narrator began to glitch. The tape has now completely glitched out and is replaced by static. Until it displayed 'ZOMBIE DRONES!!!!!' in big red bold letters. After that the tape then returns to normal. For the most part. WD DISASSEMBLY PROCESS COMPLICATIONS AND FINES. FINE 9C: "Zombie Drones"

-> Core is not properly disconnected
-> Hardware is not physically destroyed
-> wdOS_606 is interrupted/rejected immediately (1A) or up to five (5) years later

"Incompletely disassembled drones may occasionally reboot from software death alone. More than undead federal fine hazards, these corrupted AI carry an increased risk of future error—" Narrator said before glitching out again. The screen then shows a checklist.

CORE TERMINATION REJECTION CAUS CHECKLIST - "T.O.F."

-aiCore WD1001 -0.01% self-reboot rate (3020)

-Technician Error (Repeat A1-B2)

-Faulty OS String (Check Indicator)

-Failsafe Wear (Inspect Pins)

The tape glitches out once more as we zoom out from a television set sitting in a dump. A bird flies around looking for something to snack on. Underground, a drone awakens sinisterly. At a mansion, N is sitting in a library, reading a book called "101 Dog Breeds". "This breed is known for its friendly, intelligent temperament, and soft golden coat!" N Chuckles. "Golden Retrievers are also—" He comes across a drawing that was placed in the book. "Us as lizards. J drew herself." N tosses the drawing off to the side, in the direction of V who is not working due to an error. N continues reading. "...are also known for having gentle mouths. Aww...! That's why they're good with kids!" N squealed. He hears a stomping noise. Books start falling off the shelves as he sees that someone is attempting to enter the library via a trapdoor... But he thinks nothing of it, flashes a peace sign, and walks away.

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