Celestia Ludenberg could have been having a good day, and she certainly wished she did, unfortunately fate decided that "no, you won't" was its answer.
Y/N: Hey, Cell Lodgemore, fancy seeing you here! You haven't talked to me in a week!
It would seem that the buffoon opted to annoy her instead of Makoto. And that lucky student looks way too happy to able to pass off the burden to her for a moment of peace.
She would like to have a word with him later...
Celestia: *Smiles* It's Celestia Ludenberg. What is it that you want now?
Y/N: I dunno, but I'll figure something out. Modern problems require modern solutions after all.
Celestia's smile doesn't falter, her composure will be unbreakable today. Because after their first encounter she figured that he'll leave if she just gave out neutral and and boring responses.
Ceslestia: I hope that you find this solution, but unfortunately I am quite busy today so you will have to find someone else to converse with.
Although...
Y/N: *Poses* No! No! No! No! NO!
It looks it'll take a while before he loses interest.
Celestia: Don't throw a tantrum, I am a busy woman, a woman with better things to attend to.
Y/N: You're right...
Wait-? That worked?
Y/N: What did you just say?!
Nevermind.
Y/N: Cellophane Noodlegag, I'll have you know that I fought against a silver haired boy with freakishly good luck! You cannot deceive my eyes!
Celestia pauses and stares at Y/N for a quick moment before sighing.
Celestia: Fine...
Y/N: Yay!
He jumps around before pulling out a kazoo. Celestia then closes her ears with her hands to protect herself from the offensively off key cover of the Harry Potter theme.
Y/N: So anyways *throws kazoo* lolita of the table, this is my wisdom.
Celestia: *Sarcastic* Oh, I'm sure it will be very enlightening.
Y/N: The best thing to do in the morning is to go right back to sleep.
...She didn't disagree with him on that.
Y/N: Puhuhuhu... Bet you weren't expecting that. I'm dumb, not stupid, you know.
Celestia: *Sarcastic* Of course, you are brilliantly dimwitted. Which is surely much better than being stupid.
They went on like this for a while, Celeste completely forgetting her strategy to give boring responses to deter Y/N. In the middle of the conversation Y/N suddenly stood up and ran out the cafeteria. Thinking that Y/N finally ran out of interest she stood up.
Baam!
And then immediately sat back down as Y/N slams a deck of cards on the table. Celeste looks up at him, a wide smile stretches across Y/N's face.
Y/N: I challenge you to poker!
Celestia didn't show any reaction but in her head she sighed heavily. This is okay, she could put up with him for a few more seconds. She is the Ultimate Gambler, there was absolutely no way that someone who's talent is being random (what did that even entail?) could stand against her luck and skill.
(TIME SKIP)
After 'asking' Hifumi to brew her milk tea and to get Y/N some kind of ridiculous soda called Banana Baron. They started playing, and Celestia is very surprised at the poker face Y/N managed to pull.
This is the final round and a crowd had gathered around them, all the previous ones ended in a draw, and it irks Celestia that this buffoon managed to survive this long.
Especially when she was playing seriously.
Y/N: I hope you're ready City Loganweed! Because I have all the cards to finally summon the unstoppable Exodia!
Celestia: It's Celestia Ludenberg. *Smirks* And I have confidence that this little farce ends with my win.
Y/N: There's absolutely no way that I'd lose to anyone but Chiaki in a game!
Celestia merely smirks again.
Celestia: We'll see.
The crowd watched with bated breath, as both Y/N and Celestia reveal their hand, the crowd gasps. How could this be?! The Ultimate Gambler she...
Celestia...
She...
Los—
Just kidding she got a Royal Flush.
Y/N stared at her cards, his face blank.
Y/N: Pfft—! Puhuhuhahahaha!
Then he bursted out laughing.
Y/N: That was fun! We should do that again, Certain Logoburst!
Celestia's face slightly grimaced at his purposely wrong pronunciation of her name. Red eyes met purple, a grin appears on Y/N's face. He opened his mouth, about to say—
Intercom: Ummm... Would Y/N L/N please came to the principal's office? Would Y/N L/N came to the principal's office.
Y/N: Oh shit! I gotta dip...
He moonwalks out the cafeteria. As the crowd disperse Celestia is left wondering a single question.
Celestia: What did he do for the principal to call him...?
Suddenly a female student with a Galaga hairpin (her name is Chiaki Nanami if she remembered correctly) appears out of nowhere to helpfully explain.
Chiaki: Oh, it's just that Y/N stole forty cakes from the cafeteria. Can you believe it? That's as much as four tens.
Celestia gains an incredulous look.
Chiaki: I know, it's just terrible.
She looks too serious, Celestia thought. Way too serious. It was just forty cakes, so why was she acting like that damnable Rabbit committed the most diabolical deed ever conceive by man?!
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FanficA more bad spinoff of Random Student. Not as funny as the original. Probably. Maybe. Perhaps.
