It was the weekend, specifically Saturday the best one, and as the morning sun rise up from the sky a boy with H/C hair and purple eyes sips a cup of water. His eyes scan the neighborhood on his newly bought house.
Y/N: Wait... I'm the focus now?
He smiles and then jumps up in the air before vaulting off his balcony.
Y/N: Then let's get this show on the road! I'm free! Smeagol is free!
Now to decide what to do, he can't mess with his classmates since he doesn't know where they live and he can't mess with Chiaki because she seems to be immune to his personality for some reason.
Eh, he'll just leave it to luck.
Y/N: Yeah! It's the weekend whip! So let's jump up, kick back, whip around and spin~♪
He runs around for an hour before deciding to go to the grocery store.
Y/N: It's been a pretty normal day so far. To make it less boring I'll buy some Pocky, that shits good, actually it's been a while since I've had Pop Rocks... Crap, now what do I buy?
He stares at the two items in his hands, scrutinizing them under his gaze. His face scrunchies up from indecision, like a harem protagonist who just won't decide on anything.
After a few hours, he finally comes to a decision.
He bought eggs.
Y/N after buying his eggs and leaves the grocery store, only to immediately be mug by a guy in a alleyway.
Robber: Put your hands up in the air!
Y/N: Wow, I didn't know I was in America.
Robbery: Don't force me to blow your brains out!
Y/N: Blow my brains out? Pause. That's kinda SUS, man.
Roberto: Dude, shut up!
Y/N: ඞ
Robinson: I told you to zip it! Do you want me to send you straight to heaven?
Y/N: What makes you think I'll go to heaven?
Robbie: You have five seconds to give me your wallet, I'm warning you.
Y/N pauses before reaching into his pockets, he then pulls out a piece of paper that said "Make it two seconds".
Bang! Bang! Bang! Robin shots all of his bullets into Y/N. Rob was about to collect all the dropped loot that Y/N dropped until he noticed it.
Y/N is still standing.
Ronnie: W-what...?
Y/N: Puhuhuhu...
Y/N chuckles before opening a closed fist, once it opened bullets fell out, clinking against the concrete. He somehow managed to catch all the bullets with his hands, while him and Robert were only five feet apart.
Y/N: You dare challenge ME?! I'm... A... GOD!!!
Roman: Oh, god... (Y/N: Yeah? What is it?) W-what are you... What are you!?
Y/N: *Smiles* I learned this from Mikan recently, but did you know that the human anus can stretch up to 7 inches before taking damage?
Robber: *Eyes widen* No... Stay away... Stay away...!!!
(TIME SKIP)
Y/N: Man, am I devious.
He says to himself before before realizing that it's night time. Shit, he spent too much time inside the grocery store. He decides to walk home, slightly disappointed that the day wasn't as entertaining as he wanted it to be. As he journeyed through the dimly lit streets he heard faint laughter coming from another alleyway.
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FanfictionA more bad spinoff of Random Student. Not as funny as the original. Probably. Maybe. Perhaps.
