"Well Pablo, you gonna tell me where Tyrone is or nah?" Uniqua demanded.
"I promised him I wouldn't" Pablo says.
"Tell me everything from the beginning!"
"Okay, well I was a little boy back in Mexico and I worked in my papa's taco shop----"
"NO DUMBASS! I mean about Tyrone!"
"Okay fine! Ay chihuahuas! He's at Tasha's! And they've secretly been seeing each other for 3 1/2 months!"
"I'm going to hurt that motherfucker!"
"AY NO! Please we are best friends! He'll never trust me again!"
"Shut the fuck up Pablo, just the other day he said you're a smelly no good asswipe!"
"Nevermind then, beat his ass!"
"I'll wait until he gets home so he doesn't expect it. And for Tasha she's going to get a little call to Austin about her recent activities." Uniqua said
"Well, what are you gonna do until then?" Pablo asked.
"I didn't pay you to stand around, make me some damn food. Catching cheating motherfuckers is hard work! I want crossaints!"
Pablo was taking way too long.
"HURRY UP WITH MY DAMN CROISSANT!" (get my reference?)
Uniqua laid down and played her favorite song "Fuck dat bitch!" on her gold iPhone 6 (yes she has style and it's golden like her) so she can get turnt and wait for no good lying ass Tyrone.
"That motherfucker will get what's coming to him eventually." Uniqua thought to herself and then fell asleep.
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Backyardigangsters
RandomWatch what happens in the ghetto world of the backyardigans (I made this as a joke, this isn't for real, I'm a much better writer I promise and I'm nowhere near ghetto lol)
