Backyardigangsters

Tasha's a hoe

(Austin's POV)
So tell me why I get a motherfucking text from motherfucking Uniqua telling me that motherfucking Tasha is cheating on me with motherfucking Tyrone? She's a hoe. I'm so done with being in a relationship. I enjoy being a fuckboy instead. And Tyrone I thought was my homie, he's dead to me.

(Uniqua's POV)
Tasha texted me asking to come over so I agreed to it only so I can get the chance to tell her off. Her fatass hippo self. She knocked on the door and I was ready to unleash a can of whoop that ass.

"Hey Uniqua!" Tasha said cheerfully.

"Shut the hell up" Uniqua replied.

"Excuse me?" Tasha said confused.

"Bitch you're not fucking excused, I know you've been hooking up with my man. You put the 3 hoes in Christmas. HOE HOE HOE. Let's throw hands." Uniqua yelled.

"I'm not gonna fight you." Tasha said obviously scared as fuck.

"Nah bitch, should've thought about that before, leggo."

Suddenly Pablo burst in with a plate of fresh tacos.

"GUESS WHO MADE TACOS?!"

"Shut the hell up, ain't nobody want yo crusty ass tacos!" Uniqua replied and punched Tasha.

Tasha fell to the floor and Uniqua got on top of her and slapped her and then flipped her across the couch.

"We no have dis in Mexico" Pablo said and then played the song Stupid Hoe on Uniqua's phone.

"You dumb ass motherfucking hippo, taking my man. I mean i don't give a fuck about Tyrone but that's still rude." And Uniqua and Tasha kept fighting until Uniqua threw Tasha out the window.

"Well now that's done, I'm gonna wait for Tyrone, he think I'm playing with his lying ass. I'm gonna cut his balls off and staple them to his forehead. He'll see what's up then." Uniqua said and went to her room.

"So Uniqua wanna go out with me?" Pablo asked.

"You're kidding me right? Pablo now is not the type for jokes." Uniqua said and pushed him out the way so she can go sit in her motherfucking throne like the motherfucking queen she is.