Backyardigangsters

Pablo Knows All

(Pablo's POV)
To be quite honest, I'm happy that Uniqua is breaking up with that no good Tyrone. I've been waiting for this moment for a while. Tyrone needs to be with Tasha, I need to be with Uniqua and Austin needs to continue being a fuckboy so he can die alone. I am the perfect man for Uniqua, minus my thick Mexican accent and my love for tacos. Anyways little do these pests know that I have all the dirt on them, I know everything. Their deepest darkest secret and I can hold it against them, they thought the Mexican boy wouldn't understand, just watch they'll see.

I suddenly got a text from Tyrone on my track phone. It said to meet him at the coffee shop because we have to talk about something. I drove my tractor there and saw him sitting at a table.

"What's the problem?" I asked in my normal accent.

"Listen you dirty ass penguin! Did you say something to Uniqua about Tasha and I?! Because I'll kick your ass so hard you'll be back in Mexico!"

"Ay chihuahuas no! Why would you say such a thing?"

"Because Austin called yelling at us and saying he knows about the whole thing and that Uniqua told him! And who else would've told Uniqua?!

"Maybe she figured out dumbass ever think about that?"

"Whatever motherfucker, just remember if I figure out you're lying to me, there'll be some consequences. Austin is my homie!"

"What about me, I thought I was your homie?"

"Hell nah son, you smell like grass and you're annoying as hell!"

"I only smell like grass because of my new diet!"

"Yeah whatever" Tyrone said as he exited the building.

I smirked to myself, I know I'll have Uniqua soon and if only Tyrone knew the dirt I had on him, Austin & Tasha, he'd be much more pleasant to me. Now it's time for me to eat a taco.