Aphmau oneshots!! (*≧ω≦)

☆weed and strawberries☆

🩶APHMAUXLUCINDA🩶

☆APHMAUS POV☆

I'm in bed, scrolling, though my phone bored out my mind. I went through my supply of zaza too quickly, and now I'm forced to be sober. Man, this sucks. I dial my beautiful goth gf Lucindas number and smile waiting for my love to answer. "Lucinda, do you have zaza??" Lucinda laughs at my question, "APHMAU WHAT?" My darling Lucy yells, giggling on the other line. "Lucinda, don't play with me. Do you have weed?! Answer the question, please." She sighs "Yes Aph, I do, I'll be over with zaza in like 10 minutes. We can eat strawberries together and bake cute cupcakes while high off our minds." You can hear her smile through her voice. "Yay, I love you so much, Lucy. I'll see you in a bit!!" I hang up excited to see Lucinda. I put on a red dress and tied my hair up, leaving my sides and bangs out. I put on black heals and a pearl necklace. I want to look pretty to see Lucinda because chances are she's gonna show up at my door looking like a literal goddess sent from the heavens to grace the ground she walks on. Her beautiful red hair and light freckles that lay on her slightly tanned skin are enough to make me weak in the knees. She's the most perfect human being to exist. I realize I'm zoning out thinking of her.. I scramble to pick up my house because it's a mess at the moment.. I hear a knock on my door. I run to the door, swinging it open and jumping on top of my favorite witch in the whole wide world. She looks stunning, she has a cross around her neck and a fitted black dress with black boots and cute bat hair clips. I kiss her all over her face and step aside, letting her inside. We sit on my couch and put on a random horror movie. I quickly forget the name of it as she pulls me into a kiss, holding the sides of my face. I pull her closer and put my hands around her waste. She breaks the kiss, "You're so fucking cute my love." She says and I'm fully convinced I just feel in love again. I smile a stupidly wide smile as blush spreads across my face. "You're cuter Lucy!" I kiss her forehead and pull her into a hug. "Let's go outside, have a little picnic and get high??" She says giggling a bit. "Anything for you, dear." I say, Not completely there,, she's literally the most gorgeous girl on this earth. She grabs my hand and takes me outside. As she grabs my hands, butterflies form in my stomach. She sets the strawberries on a little table I have on my porch and sits in one of the two chairs. I sit across from her eating strawberries and taking drags of weed. I look into her pretty eyes as she's talking about some anime she watched. I could listen to her for hours. Both of us are high asf by now and decide to go inside and change into something far less slutty and more comfortable. Lucinda turned on some random show she found, and we sat there making out for what seemed like hours. I don't want it to end ever. We eventually stop to catch our breath and decide to watch Ruby Gloom and call it a night. I snuggle up next to her, and we both fall asleep in eachothers arms.

I genuinely pulled this ship out my ass

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