A couple of days ago my cousin Johnie and I were doing random shizz on Xbox. So, I have a British friend named Rayshawn and we were talking to him while playing SH: Downpour (don't ask me why I ever decided to play it. That game ruined the whole SH franchise). All the sudden Johnie blurts out six simple words:
"Depression hurts, but Viagra can help". I look at him with shock and amusement.
"Johnie, do you even know what Viagra is?", Ray asks. Johnie nods at me and replies to him.
"Yeah. It makes people want to screw each other, right?". I just stare at him, trying not to die of embarrassment. I mean, Ray was hearing everything.
"Yup, basically", Ray replies. I stare at Johnie and smack him upside the head.
"Dude, how does that make people not depressed?", I ask him.
"I didn't mean people", he replies casually, "I mean prostitutes".
Really? (mental face palm)
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Fifty Shades of Phoebe (フィービーのフィフティシェード)
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