Mario's Halloween

Luigi Mario's The Exorcist

Mario:

Luigi, look at this painting. It looks scary, perfect for our haunted house.

Luigi:

Um, Mario? Where did you find this painting?

Mario:

I found it in our basement, it looks like that guy who kept me in a painting. What was his name, King Louis?

Luigi:

It's King Boo, and he also tried to kill me! We need to get rid of it.

Mario:

I have an idea, let's hold a yard sale!

Luigi (In thoughts):

This will turn out badly.

Narrator:

A few hours later

Luigi (in a madly disappointed tone):

This is a bad idea, Mario!

Mario:

Remember what I always say, "Every idea has the potential to be great, it's just a matter of unlocking that potential."

Luigi:

That's pretty smart, but that's a quote from famous musician Morel Toadson.

Toad:

Can I get this painting, my wife will kill me if I don't get a new work of art.

Mario:

The cost is 10 mushroom coins!

Toad:

Here you go.

Luigi:

You will die anyway!

Mario:

Luigi, don't be so rude!

Luigi:

I thought you were going to say, "Eh Luigi, he won't be able to fugget about it!"

Mario:

I do not say, "Fugget about it!"

Princess Daisy:

Luigi!

Mario:

Your girlfriend is here. *Chuckles*

Luigi:

We're just friends, close friends.

Mario:

So a girlfriend.

Daisy:

What are you saying about me being Luigi's girlfriend?

Mario:

He was just saying that he loves you so much.

Daisy:

That's nice. Anyway, I need new tennis shoes, my old ones are sorta worn out.

Luigi:

Here you go, try them on.

Daisy:

Alright. They fit perfectly! Thanks, Luigi.

Luigi:

You're welcome!