Me: For fuck sake 2023, CAN WE PLEASE STOP WITH THE CELEBRITY DEATHS?!!!
Kimmy: DID ANOTHER CELEBRITY PASS?!
Me: Yes.
Naoko Kawamata, Cthulhu, Wilbur Whateley, Nyarlathotep, and Jack Torrance: Who?
Me: Suzanne Somers. She passed from a long battle with breast cancer.
Babadook, Zurial, Daeron, Zep Hindle, Dr. Lawrence Gordon, and Pinhead: FUCK CANCER AND FUCK 2023!!
Sweeney Todd: How old was she?
Me: 76 years old.
Amanda Young: Aww... this is so heartbreaking.
Mother Miranda: Anyone want to see Three's Company?
Donna Beneviento, Karl Heisenberg, Predator, Horny The Clown, Regan MacNeil and Mrs. Lovett: I do!!
Winifred Sanderson: I do too.
Me: *puts on the show*
Cthulhu: Rest in peace Suzanne Somers. You are an amazing actress who have a long battle with cancer.
Nyarlathotep: Our prayers go out to your family...
Valak, Annabelle, Dolly, Tiffany Ray and Damien Thorn: Friends..
Me: And to all the fans who adore your amazing talent.
Brute and Art The Clown: *write on victim's blood* Rest in peace Suzanne Somers you amazing legend.
Jack Torrance, Daeron, Dawn, La Llorona, and Predator: You will be missed by so many people.
Me: Fuck 2023. God for the love of all things spooky please do not take my horror people next!!
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Horror Parent Scenario 2
FanfictionIf you all love the first horror Parent Scenario Book that I made, then get your fangirl to squeal up from your seats cause this is Horror Parent Scenario 2!!! New characters, new scenario ideas and amazing monsters!!!!! I do not Own the characters...
