Devastating News

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Me: We are in the NEW YEAR OF 2024 AND NOW THIS IS THE NEWS THAT GREETS ME?!!! How many celebrities are dying?!!

Amanda Young: Who passed away?!!

Me: Lynja Yamanda Davis.

Zep Hindle: OH COME ON!!! I watch her videos to see the cooking videos!

Dr. Lawrence Gordon, La Llorona, Dawn, Regan MacNeil, Dolly and Annabelle: Me too.

Kirk: How did she die and how old was she?

Me: 67 years old and she passed from a long battle of esophageal cancer.

Candyman: My God.... fuck cancer!

Dolly: So how many celebrities deaths we have?

Me: Well... we have:

Ana Ofelia Murgula
Glynis Johns
David Soul
Christian Oliver
Adan Canto
David J Skal

Yup that's all the celebrities in the past week.

Predator: Who wants to see her amazing Tik-Tok vids?

The Birch, Harclaw and Telos: *Raises hands*

Pinhead: We all do.

Me: *Puts the cooking videos of Lynja on Youtube*

Sarah Bailey: Rest in Peace Lynja.

Nancy Downs: You have inspired many people with your cooking videos you did. 

Predator, Pinhead, Amanda Young, Nyarlathotep, Archibald, Dawn, and Tiffany Ray: it is so heartbreaking that you are gone after a battle with cancer.

Art The Clown: *Writes the note in victim's blood* Our prayers go out to your family...

Dr. Lawrence Gordon, Cthulhu, Wilbur Whateley, Wendy Torrance and Harry Warden: Friends...

Bela, Daniela and Cassandra Dimitrescu: And to all the fans who loved your amazing cooking videos and have inspired many others with your warm smile.

Mrs. Lovett: Rest in Peace Lynja.

Dollface, Calypso, Naoko Kawmata, and Pyramid Head: You will be missed.

Me: Please 2024 be good!!! I beg you do not make me feel angry like I felt 4 years ago!!

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