Devastating News

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Me: NO GOD!!! NO GOD PLEASE NO!!! NO!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!

Cthulhu, Nyarlathotep, Kimmy, Micah, Mark Thorn, Regan MacNeil, Damien Thorn, Valak, and Baby Firefly: NOOOOOO!!!!

Babadook: WHAT HAPPENED?!

Me: *Shows them the news*

Marlow, David, Daeron, Paul, Dwayne, Iris, Heron, Dawn, Kali, Macey, Verona, Marishka, and Aleera: *Spits out blood* WHAT?!!!

Donna Beneviento: MATTHEW PERRY DIED?!!!! 

Karl Heisenberg: FUCK 2023!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mother Miranda: How did he die?

Me: Drowning. He was 54.

Sweeney Todd and Mrs. Lovett: Too young!!!!

Carrie White: Who wants to watch F.R.I.E.N.D.S?

Kayako Saeki, Ruby, Jumbo, Shorty, Slim, Art The Clown, Telos, Soot, Kinderfanger, Brute, LookSee, Mordeo, Harclaw and The Birch: *Raises hands*

Horny The Clown, SweetTooth, Pyramid Head, Sarah Sanderson, Winifred Sanderson, Nancy Downs, Sarah Bailey, Zep Hindle and Dr. Lawrence Gordon: We do too.

Max Lawrence: Don't forget about us vamps here.

Me: More like you all do. *Put on the show*

Bela, Daniela, Cassandra, and Lady Dimitrescu: Rest in Peace Matthew Perry.

Jigsaw: You are an iconic legend on the hit show friends.

Amanda Young: It is so sad that ypu are gone at the age of 54 years old.

Naoko Kawamata: Our prayers go out to your family...

Candyman, Pinhead, Predator, Kirk, and Tiffany Ray: Friends...

Annabelle, Dolly, Archibald, and Nyarlathotep: Collleagues who worked with you...

Me: And to all the fans who adore your amazing performance.

Captain Spaulding, Otis Driftwood, Donna Beneviento and Eva: Rest in Peace Matthew Perry.

Valak: You will be missed by so many people.

Esther Coleman, Richard Traeger, Eddie Gluskin, Chris Walker, Jennifer Check, Shelley Carter and Salvatore Moreau: FUCK YOU 2023!!

Hannibal Lecter and Polite Leader: YOU SUCK!!

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