A Guide to Capture a Distant Heart

Prologue

What does it mean to like someone?

It's not that I don't understand love in a romantic sense. I just don't think it's worth to have one. If you consider the gains and lose, it's no doubt being in a relationship will be troublesome. You're obligated to spend money just to make your girl happy, ask you to do a lot of unbearable and unreasonable things, take responsibility, and deal with their behavior without getting something in return other than what they call "love".

That kind of idea is not wrong, atleast in the eyes of the society. Ridiculous if I should say. It might be fine if the girl is willing to have intercourse with you to fulfill your sexual needs, but majority won't let you do that, and even if they do, it's still not worth if you ask me. In conclusion, a guy like me will only get love conditionally.

I never got into a romantic relationship before and that is just what I thought base on what I've seen and my observation so far, that's why I might be bias about it, or my opinion is not entirely accurate and applicable. Afterall, it varies to the compatibility of the pair or circumstances. I'm not stupid to be oblivious about such things.

Though, despite everything I've said, I do really want to have a girlfriend. Is this what they call youth? Or am I just doing it out of curiosity? Do I really want to get into that just to fulfill my sexual needs? Or is it entirely something else?

So far, I haven't seen anyone that fit into my criteria yet. Almost every girl I see are the same, atleast in the surface. They are pain to deal with as majority of them are incomprehensible and always driven by emotion, completely opposite to me who priorities logic above else. Do you know how frustrating it is to adapt base on one's mood?

There's this one time when a female friend of mine was mad about something and wants to be left alone. Even though she doesn't say anything to me, it's all written in her face as if you're reading an open book, so as a friend, I respected her decision and was about to leave, but then, she got mad even more because of what I was about to do. I don't get it. Human behavior really is strange, isn't?

What are my type you ask? That's out of nowhere, but well.....

Maybe something serious, one who look forward and plan ahead to the future, considerate, aloof, and mature. I don't want to babysit so if possible, I prefer a bit older than me. Of course, being sexy and cute is given. Afterall, it's a man's dream to have such a girlfriend. Well, the fact that I haven't seen one yet means my ideal girl probably exist only in fiction.

Due to my sophisticated taste, ladies that fits into my criteria are extremely rare. I don't mind it actually, but because I rarely shown any interest to the girls around, I'm being mocked by my friends, calling me a gay, a wimp, or whatever, not to mention I have this feminine side that makes the situation worse. I can tolerate it to some extent, but sometimes, they cross the line, and because of their constant bullying, it makes me hard to continue living my school life. I guess I'll think a plan to solve this in a "peaceful" manner.

Anyways, as soon as I found this certain person, I didn't waste any of my time and took that opportunity. This might be a once in a lifetime chance so I didn't hesitate to devote my whole attention to her.

"Diane, if you may allow, can you be my girlfriend?"

A beautiful lady with a long waist length black hair, pale skin, and has a navy blue pair of eyes, wearing a school uniform the same as what the girls at my school wear, and somehow wearing a deadpan expression, looked at me with a curious gaze. Her name is Diane Von Weiss, a student from another section. As I'm in search for a romantic partner in order to deal with those annoying insects, I found her purely out of luck. She's the embodiment of my hopes and dreams. Although I don't like her yet romantically, base on my assumption, she is definitely a perfect candidate to be my wife.