Day 1 - Van Ride

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Five: Alright, is everyone in the van?

Four: Squarey isn't..

Five: Is everyblock in the van, then?

Four: Are you saying that Squarey is ABNORMAL......? UNUSUAL BEING.....? FREAKISH, PERHAPS...?

Five: No?

Four: Okay.

(Here is a beautiful, goofy, funky, cool illustration of the van and it's seats.)

Four: Psssssst Two

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Four: Psssssst Two...

Two: what

Four: do u think squarey is a freak? perhaps, abnormal?

Two: Yes.

Four: WHAT

Two: I- I mean no..

Four: You said yes first...

Two: BUT I SAID NO AFTER...

Four: Wow Two....

Five: We're gonna be taking a 10 hour van ride!

Four: WHAT

Five: Is something wrong?

Four: Uhh uh uh nooooo...!???!

Five: Oh...

Five (mind): ENOUGH WITH THE SECRETS?

Five: Anyways, we'll be starting now. Who wants to be the night shift for the van ride?

Three: Me ME ME.

Five: Okay. 

Three: WOOHOOO

Four: Lol imagine THREE'S DRIVING SKILLS.

Two: HAHAHAHA 💀

Four: HAHAHWHHAAHAHHA 

Two: 💀

One: Anything wrong, boys?

Two: No

Four: No

One: Alrighttt!

Four: bro cant u find this soooo relatable??? ur in a middle of a talk and then u start to feel sleepy?!?!?!?!?!??! HAHAHAHAHA

Two: huh?

Four: 💀

1 min later:

Four: *sleep*

Two: who do i talk to now...

Five: You okay, Two?

Two: Y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-yep!!!!!!!!!

Five: Alrighttt!!!! 

Four: *wakes up*

Two: YESSSS

Four: Isn't it like SO RELATABLE when you fall asleep and while your sleeping it's like it's only been a few minutes when it's actually been an HOUR?

Two: 💀

Two: Can we talk about something more uhhhh interesting?

Four: Okay then, what now?

Two: Hmmmm uhhhh well...

Four: Why do plants hate math?

Two: W-w-w-what?

Four: No you're supposed to say why.

Two: Okay then, why?

Four: Because it grew SQUARE ROOTS..

Two: what the f-

Five: TWO.

Two: sry

Two: I'll say one, why didn't Four ask Five out?

Four: WHAT THE FU-

Five: FOUR..

Four: sry

Two: HE WAS TWO-SQUARED.

Four: 💀

Two: Get it?

Four: no

Two: Great! Because I don't get yours HAHAHHA!

Four: 💀💀💀💀💀💀

Two: 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

*night time*

Five: Three, it's 6:00 pm, your turn!

Three: Okay.

Four: lol it's three's turn.

Two: bahahahaha! i bet she would go circles!

Four: 💀

Two: No fr-

*four round-a-bouts*

Four: HOLY- WHAT WAS THAT

Two: Round-a-bouts

Four: IS THIS WHAT GOING INSIDE A CIRCLE FEELS LIKE?

Two: Pretty much.

Four: MY LIFE FLASHED BEFORE MY VERY OWN SQUARE EYES.

Two: Maaaaaan don't overreact!

Four: UHMMMMM OK?

Five: THREE WHAT WAS THAT..

Three: sry! its my first time!

Five: WHAT..

Three: Oh we're here!

Five: Great! Let's all sleep in the beach! I brought perfect-circle tents!

Four: 💀


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