Five: Alright, is everyone in the van?
Four: Squarey isn't..
Five: Is everyblock in the van, then?
Four: Are you saying that Squarey is ABNORMAL......? UNUSUAL BEING.....? FREAKISH, PERHAPS...?
Five: No?
Four: Okay.
(Here is a beautiful, goofy, funky, cool illustration of the van and it's seats.)
Four: Psssssst Two...
Two: what
Four: do u think squarey is a freak? perhaps, abnormal?
Two: Yes.
Four: WHAT
Two: I- I mean no..
Four: You said yes first...
Two: BUT I SAID NO AFTER...
Four: Wow Two....
Five: We're gonna be taking a 10 hour van ride!
Four: WHAT
Five: Is something wrong?
Four: Uhh uh uh nooooo...!???!
Five: Oh...
Five (mind): ENOUGH WITH THE SECRETS?
Five: Anyways, we'll be starting now. Who wants to be the night shift for the van ride?
Three: Me ME ME.
Five: Okay.
Three: WOOHOOO
Four: Lol imagine THREE'S DRIVING SKILLS.
Two: HAHAHAHA 💀
Four: HAHAHWHHAAHAHHA
Two: 💀
One: Anything wrong, boys?
Two: No
Four: No
One: Alrighttt!
Four: bro cant u find this soooo relatable??? ur in a middle of a talk and then u start to feel sleepy?!?!?!?!?!??! HAHAHAHAHA
Two: huh?
Four: 💀
1 min later:
Four: *sleep*
Two: who do i talk to now...
Five: You okay, Two?
Two: Y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-yep!!!!!!!!!
Five: Alrighttt!!!!
Four: *wakes up*
Two: YESSSS
Four: Isn't it like SO RELATABLE when you fall asleep and while your sleeping it's like it's only been a few minutes when it's actually been an HOUR?
Two: 💀
Two: Can we talk about something more uhhhh interesting?
Four: Okay then, what now?
Two: Hmmmm uhhhh well...
Four: Why do plants hate math?
Two: W-w-w-what?
Four: No you're supposed to say why.
Two: Okay then, why?
Four: Because it grew SQUARE ROOTS..
Two: what the f-
Five: TWO.
Two: sry
Two: I'll say one, why didn't Four ask Five out?
Four: WHAT THE FU-
Five: FOUR..
Four: sry
Two: HE WAS TWO-SQUARED.
Four: 💀
Two: Get it?
Four: no
Two: Great! Because I don't get yours HAHAHHA!
Four: 💀💀💀💀💀💀Two: 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
*night time*
Five: Three, it's 6:00 pm, your turn!
Three: Okay.
Four: lol it's three's turn.
Two: bahahahaha! i bet she would go circles!
Four: 💀
Two: No fr-
*four round-a-bouts*
Four: HOLY- WHAT WAS THAT
Two: Round-a-bouts
Four: IS THIS WHAT GOING INSIDE A CIRCLE FEELS LIKE?
Two: Pretty much.
Four: MY LIFE FLASHED BEFORE MY VERY OWN SQUARE EYES.
Two: Maaaaaan don't overreact!
Four: UHMMMMM OK?
Five: THREE WHAT WAS THAT..
Three: sry! its my first time!
Five: WHAT..
Three: Oh we're here!
Five: Great! Let's all sleep in the beach! I brought perfect-circle tents!
Four: 💀
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Numberblocks - HOTEL -
FanfictionAll the Numberblocks plan to stay at a luxury hotel for 5 days!