Day 2 - Museum - part 1

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One: Woah! This museum is big!

Four: lol what do u expect it to be

One: Uh...

Five: Man, the chocolate bar must be missing me..

One: Huh?

Five: NOTHING.

Five (mind): So this is what it's like to keep secrets.. 🤔

Three: *screams in e3 major*

Four: tf is wrong with u three

Three: LOOK.

One: So cutee!

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One: So cutee!

Four: It's harmless though-

Three: YOU KNOW SIMPLE FACTS? ANTS BITE. LOOK AT THIS PICTURE!!!!111!111

 LOOK AT THIS PICTURE!!!!111!111

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Two: How lovely!

Three: WHAT.

Two: It's kissing the human, that's respect, isn't it?

Three: THAT'S BITING!1111!!!11!11!1

Two: sry 😬✋

Five: *steps on the ant*

One: How rude!

Five: Oopsies!!!!! I stepped on an ant!!!1!!!11111!1!!

Three: Thank you!

Four: Yall, ants are actually harmless! I'd literally let 100 ants on my body right here and right now!

Two: Great idea!

Four: I was joking 🙄

Two: Okay.

Five: Anyways... let's roam around!!

Two: A STATUE

Four: tf is this bro..

Two: *touches it*

Four: NO.

Statue: *disintegrates* 

Two: I just-

Five: WHERE DID THE STATUE GO?

Two: It disintegrated...

Five: And whose fault was it?

Two: Uh uh u hu h uh FOUR.

Four: 😳

Five: Four.. WHY DID YOU DISINTEGRATE THE STATUE.

Four: Well.. we don't have to pay right..?

Worker: *walks by*

Five: HIDE.

All (except Two): *hide at a very good spot*

Four: Hang on.. where's Two?

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Two: UH Huh uHh *hides behind the disintegrated statue, still visible*

Two: DONT SEE ME.

Worker: huh

Two: NO..

Worker: Sir, why are you behind a statue stand? And where did the statue go?

Two: SIR YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND THIS MESS. I TOUCHED THE STATUE AND IT DISINTEGRATED. 🤯😩

Worker: Oh? Well that's okay! It's a feature of the statue, once someone touches it, it will disappear for an hour!

Two: Woah, really?

Worker: Yes!

Two: Hey sir, I have a worker pun for you.. 👉👈

Worker: ?

Two: I left my job...

Worker: Why did you leave your job? You could've gotten rich!

Two: Yea but.... it was something my boss said..

Worker: What did he say to you? I would confront him!

Two: He said you're fired.

Worker: 😳 *packs bags, leaves* 

Two: NO...

Five: TWO WHERE WERE YOU..

Two: I hid behind the statue stand..

Five: And where's that worker that passed by?

Two: I fired him...

Five: WHAT.....

Four: bro fired a worker 💀

Two: I DIDNT MEAN TO...

Five: What did you say to him..?

Two: I told him a worker pun...

Four: bro managed to get a worker fired by telling him a worker pun 💀

One: Hey hey hey! What happened?

Five: Two fired a worker..

One: What! 😨

Three: Really now, Two?

Two: It was an accident... 👉👈

Five: You're never gonna be touching statues every again!

Two: Okay......

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10 mins later..

Four: Yo Two..

Two: What the f do you want

Five: two

Four: What was the pun you told that worker?

Two: I don't wanna tell you.... you might get fired...

Four: Just tell me!

Two: Why?

Four: I will tell the worker to come back!!

Two: Fine... I left my job

Four: tf why 🤯

Two: Idk, it was something my boss said...

Four: what did the boss say...

Two: You're fired..

Four: 🤨🤔😳🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

Two: I'm sorry....

Four: I can't possibly imagine why that worker believed that.. 💀

Two: Yeah i know right..


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