One: Woah! This museum is big!
Four: lol what do u expect it to be
One: Uh...
Five: Man, the chocolate bar must be missing me..
One: Huh?
Five: NOTHING.
Five (mind): So this is what it's like to keep secrets.. 🤔
Three: *screams in e3 major*
Four: tf is wrong with u three
Three: LOOK.
One: So cutee!
Four: It's harmless though-
Three: YOU KNOW SIMPLE FACTS? ANTS BITE. LOOK AT THIS PICTURE!!!!111!111
Two: How lovely!
Three: WHAT.
Two: It's kissing the human, that's respect, isn't it?
Three: THAT'S BITING!1111!!!11!11!1
Two: sry 😬✋
Five: *steps on the ant*
One: How rude!
Five: Oopsies!!!!! I stepped on an ant!!!1!!!11111!1!!
Three: Thank you!
Four: Yall, ants are actually harmless! I'd literally let 100 ants on my body right here and right now!
Two: Great idea!
Four: I was joking 🙄
Two: Okay.
Five: Anyways... let's roam around!!
Two: A STATUE
Four: tf is this bro..
Two: *touches it*
Four: NO.
Statue: *disintegrates*
Two: I just-
Five: WHERE DID THE STATUE GO?
Two: It disintegrated...
Five: And whose fault was it?
Two: Uh uh u hu h uh FOUR.
Four: 😳
Five: Four.. WHY DID YOU DISINTEGRATE THE STATUE.
Four: Well.. we don't have to pay right..?
Worker: *walks by*
Five: HIDE.
All (except Two): *hide at a very good spot*
Four: Hang on.. where's Two?
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Two: UH Huh uHh *hides behind the disintegrated statue, still visible*
Two: DONT SEE ME.
Worker: huh
Two: NO..
Worker: Sir, why are you behind a statue stand? And where did the statue go?
Two: SIR YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND THIS MESS. I TOUCHED THE STATUE AND IT DISINTEGRATED. 🤯😩
Worker: Oh? Well that's okay! It's a feature of the statue, once someone touches it, it will disappear for an hour!
Two: Woah, really?
Worker: Yes!
Two: Hey sir, I have a worker pun for you.. 👉👈
Worker: ?
Two: I left my job...
Worker: Why did you leave your job? You could've gotten rich!
Two: Yea but.... it was something my boss said..
Worker: What did he say to you? I would confront him!
Two: He said you're fired.
Worker: 😳 *packs bags, leaves*
Two: NO...
Five: TWO WHERE WERE YOU..
Two: I hid behind the statue stand..
Five: And where's that worker that passed by?
Two: I fired him...
Five: WHAT.....
Four: bro fired a worker 💀
Two: I DIDNT MEAN TO...
Five: What did you say to him..?
Two: I told him a worker pun...
Four: bro managed to get a worker fired by telling him a worker pun 💀
One: Hey hey hey! What happened?
Five: Two fired a worker..
One: What! 😨
Three: Really now, Two?
Two: It was an accident... 👉👈
Five: You're never gonna be touching statues every again!
Two: Okay......
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10 mins later..
Four: Yo Two..
Two: What the f do you want
Five: two
Four: What was the pun you told that worker?
Two: I don't wanna tell you.... you might get fired...
Four: Just tell me!
Two: Why?
Four: I will tell the worker to come back!!
Two: Fine... I left my job
Four: tf why 🤯
Two: Idk, it was something my boss said...
Four: what did the boss say...
Two: You're fired..
Four: 🤨🤔😳🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
Two: I'm sorry....
Four: I can't possibly imagine why that worker believed that.. 💀
Two: Yeah i know right..
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Numberblocks - HOTEL -
FanfictionAll the Numberblocks plan to stay at a luxury hotel for 5 days!