TIME : 4 AM, MONDAY, OCT. 23, 2023
LOCATION : VAN
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Five: 3 hour van ride to the museum! You can all sleep first, it's 4 AM.
Four: I usually do basketball at this time, but that's okay!
Two: What do you mean basketball.. 💀
Four: What?
Two: The ball is round?
Four: Oh no, I don't play in the court, I'm the viewer!
Two: 💀💀
Five: Boys, quiet! Can't you see that One and Three are sleeping?
Four: Excuse you, but they are on the opposite side of us! You simply cannot expect us to keep looking right the whole trip!
Two: Yes, exactly!
Five: That's not what I meant-
Four: Then what do you mean?
Five: I mean that I told you guys to sleep because it's still very early. Do you expect lots of people to be awake at this time?
Four: Well I'M AWAKE AT THIS TIME. I DO BASKETBALL..... watching...
Five: Yes, you're awake. So-
Four: SEE? You get my point and at the same time you don't?!?
Five: No-
One: Shhhh.....
Three: SHHHHHH...
Five: See?
Four: Oh..
Two: Four, I have a square pun!
Four: Ugh, what is it this time..
Two: Why do you sound so unamused..
Four: bruh- WOWWWW!!! WHAT IS IT!??
Two: That's more like it! Why do I always find square rooms hot?
Four: why?
Two: Because all corners are 90 degrees!!!
Four: 💀
Four: Here's one, why is Nine so sassy?
Two: HUH
Four: Because he can't even!
Two: 💀
Two: How do you make Seven even?
Four: He isn't-
Two: LISTEN TO THE JOKE FIRST. Just take away the S!
Four: 💀
Four: That's it..... why did Zero and Two break up?
Two: EW WHAT THE F-
Five: Two...
Four: BECAUSE SOMEONE CAME BETWEEN THEM!
One: Huh?
Four: Nothing.
Two: THAT'S DISGUSTING AS F-
Five: TWO...
Two: GRRR WHAT'S A MATH TEACHER'S FAVORITE TYPE OF TREE.
Four: A GEOMETRY
Two: HOW THE F DID YOU KNOW
Five: TWO....
Two: What?
Five: MIND YOUR LANGUAGE....
Two: Okay?
Four: That's it! I used to hate math, you know why?
Two: Why huh?
Four: Idk, but I then realized that DECIMALS HAVE A POINT.
Two: nawhhh 💀
Four: HA! RAN OUT?
Two: No....
Four: WHAT'S YOUR JOKE HUH...?
Two: Who is King Arthur's roundest knight?
Four: what the f....
Two: SIR.... CUMFERENCE..... 😈
Four: 💀
Two: THAT'S IT, GUESS MY FAVOURITE DESSERT.
Four: PI
Two: HOW..
Four: Are you a triangle...
Two: HOW AM I A TRIANGLE
Four: Because you're acute one...
Two: 😳
Four: Nah joking, you're not cute..
Two: 💀
Two: What are ten things your can always count on huh?
Four: I DONT KNOW?
Two: YOUR FINGERS..
Four: I DONT HAVE FINGERS
Two: oh
Four: The English book asked the Math book, "why the f are u so sad..". You know what he replied?
Two: HOW DO U KNOW ITS A GIRL
Four: Tf-
Two: STEREOTYPED!11!!!!!!!
Four: Uh ok, he replied, "bc i have to many problems 😭"
Two: Yeah but still-
Four: Moving on?
Two: grrrr.... Why don't broken calculators have friends?
Two: Because the broken calculator is YOU.
Two: NO.
Four: Let me take a wild guess, it's me....
Two: BECAUSE YOU CAN'T COUNT ON THEM.
Four: ok
Five: We're here!
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FanfictionAll the Numberblocks plan to stay at a luxury hotel for 5 days!
