Club Paridise

Capter Two: Spring Cleaning

TRIGGER WARNING: inappropriate phrasing

X-Four! Four! Wake up!
Four slightly opens his eyes and sees a yellow blur on top of him.
Four-(groans) . . .X is that you. . ?
X-Yes, yes it's me! Now get up!!
Four slowly and steadily gets up with a dissatisfied expression on his face.
Four-Why did you wake me up so early?
X-Don't you remember? We have to clean out the building that Announcer showed us yesterday!
Four- oh . . .Yeah; I forgot. What time is it?
X-It's about . . . .11:53!
Four grabs one of the 5 cups of coffee standing on his bedside table and drinks the greenish, old liquid inside.
"When did I even make this bleh! It tastes so bad!" He thought as he chugged his coffee.
X-Announcer said he would be here in a few minutes, want to wait for him in the living room?
Four-(burfs) Y- yeah!
X takes Fours hand and walks him to the couch where they sit and wait patiently for Announcer to arrive.

An.-Oh fuck! I overslept!
Announcer yelled right after looking at the time.
An.-Ok ok it's only 11:37 i can make it in—
As he was saying that
*ring ring*
His phone rang.
An-Oh hi X!  . . . Yeah yeah I'm on my way there. . .ok see you!
"Fuck Fuck Fuck! Hurry up and get going!"
Announcer bounced from his bed and quickly grabbed the keys to the frat house and went to his car. Whilst driving the feeling of relief increases by the second as he gets closer and closer to X's and Four's house and soon enough. . .*ding dong*
Four-Who is it- Oh you're here, great. (yells) X Announcer is here!!
X-Coming!
An.-I bought some cleaning supplies on my way over here; they're in the trunk.
Four-Ok, good.
X-Alright I'm ready!
An.-Let's go then!
They walk to the car and get in. Every step of the way X and Four felt like Announcer was taking completely different turns and exits, which in turn was true. Announcer wanted to ensure that they didn't exactly know where the building actually was so that if it fails they can't come back and vandalise it. But he failed to remember what he texted them last night . . .
An.-We're here!
Announcer unlocks the car and everyone gets out. Now that it was daytime they could all see the building clearer, everyone's attention was captivated by the colourful graffiti plastered all over the outdoor and indoor walls.
Four-(scoffs) Typical.
An.-Woah, I didn't think it was going to be that bad! I guess I should get glasses then since at night I saw only a few graffiti pieces not the entire building!
Four-Yeah, well you saw wrong.
X-Stop fighting you too! (clears his throat) Announcer can we get started already?
An.-Yeah, here (throws a bag at him) all of the supplies are in there.
X looks around in the bag and hands Four a spray bottle, a cloth and a duster.
X-You take these, Announcer you take (throws a mop, a bucket and a cloth.) these and I take the vacuum! All good?
Four-Y- yes!
An.-Yes!
Without interruptions everyone gets down to work.

The cleaning process is going . . . .well . . .
An.-Uh guys . . How do I get the mop unstuck????
Four-X STOP VACUUMING UP MY DUSTER!!!
X-Sorry . . .
Terribly. At Least no one destroyed any of the interior, right? . . . . . .Right????
Four-Announcer . . . I made an oopsie . . .
An.-HOW DID YOU BREAK THROUGH A DRYWALL WITH A DUSTER?????
. . .Welp, the first two/three weeks are always bound to be a disaster, but as the day progressed they got the hang of things and actually enjoyed cleaning together
X-Announcer could you come here real quick?
Announcer speed walks to the direction that X's voice was coming from.
An.-Yeah what is it?
X-I found this old box with pictures inside it, is this you?
He points at a picture where we see Announcer chugging Водка (Vodka) by the ton. Announcer, flustered by this old photo, answers.
An.- I su- suppose yes . . .
Four comes out of nowhere and laughs directly at Announcer’s face.
Four- Woooow Announcer! I can't believe you were a fuck boy back in the day—
Announcer forcefully puts his hand over Four’s mouth.
An.-SHUT YOUR MOUTH INTEGER.
Four manages to mumble.
Four- Fine! FINE!
Four grabs Announcer's hand and wanks it off his mouth.
X-You guys STOP!!!
X yells echoing across the structure.
When the sound of X yelling reached their ears, Announcer and Four silenced immediately.
X-Now if you'll excuse me i will put this in your car, Announcer give me your keys.
Announcer, frightened, gives X his car keys as X exits the room leaving the two in awkward and utter silence.

Thankfully beyond that encounter nothing out of the ordinary happened and they managed to finish cleaning the place in less than 10 hours. After that, Announcer drove home X and Four and then went home himself. The next few months recount the days he spent re-building the old and unpolished ex-frat house from the ground up.

(note from the writer: i know you guys came here for the club stories not to watch a construction tutorial so i won't narorate this part :3)