Club Paridise

Chapter Four: First Time's A Charm!

TRIGGER WARNING: inappropriate phrasing, sex scene, slight gore

-Good afternoon, is this Announcer? . . . . Alright. So I was informed that you actually don’t own the
building you currently market as a club. . . .I’m sorry sir but the real owner, who prefers to stay anonymous, has told me to inform you that he wants to take legal action. For now you can keep being in business, I will formally send you the court date in six to seven business days. Hope you have a good day.

Announcer closes the phone and falls on the floor.
An.-But I . . . . . . .

The next morning

-Oh my golly gosh, I got hired!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!     
Leafy jumps off her bed and runs to go tell her best friend and now roomate, Firey.
Leafy-Firey, I GOT HIRED!!!!!!!!
Firey violently wakes up.
Firey-WHATWHOWHEREWH—---
Leafy-Remember the job interview I went to yesterday? Well, they hired me and I’m so excited!!!!!
Firey-That’s great, Leafy! But please stop waking me up so early in the morning.
Leafy-But it's only 5:30!
Firey-Y E A H it is!
Leafy-. . . Okay. . .sorry. . . . Also your sheets are on fire again.
Firey-SON OF A BITCH.       
Both run in their living room where their fire hydrant collection is. Leafy grabs one and runs back to the smoke-filled bedroom, she shakily opens the door, closes her eyes and uses the fire hydrant to put out the fire. When she opened her eyes the room was pitch black once more as the fire-y glow was extinguished.
Leafy-. . .You can sleep in my bed if you’d like, Firey!
Firey-No thanks, I think I will get my day started from now on.
Leafy-Ok, then let me make you some hot cocoa to make up for me disturbing your sleep!
Firey’s heart fills with a warm embrace and butterflies pay a visit to his stomach.
Firey-No need, but thanks for the offer.
Leafy-No! I insist!
Leafy walks away, not letting Firey reject her offer again.
Firey- (sighs) I’m going to take out Sparky for a walk.  
Leafy-Remember t—
Firey-Yes i will remember to take bags for her to do. . . her business!
“Ugh why am I such an asshole to her! She’s always so kind and giving towards me I just need to say a simple yes or no you fucking bastard!!!” Firey thought in congestion with him putting on Sparky’s leash. He always tries to treat Leafy kindly and with respect but for him it’s not enough, he wants more, “If only I was brave enough. . .”. Firey walks to the front door.
Firey-Oh and by the way, when are you going to go there?
Leafy-I’ll be going at 8:30!
Leafy yells from a distance.
Firey-Okay!
He yells back at her and opens the door to leave carrying a bundle of various thoughts.

Timeline: 8:00a.m.

Leafy impatiently stands in front of the locked club. “I have already tried knocking several times, the only thing to do now is to call Announcer and hope he answers!”
*ring ring*
An.-. .H- hello?
Leafy-Good morning Announcer, It’s me Leafy. I got your number from the club’s website. I am outside the club as you asked of me, but it seems to be locked and I don’t know what to do.
An.-Oh um, (clears his throat) I am on my way there actually, hold on tight I’m gonna get there in two minutes!!!!
Leafy-That's great, see you Announcer!
Leafy closes the phone and enthusiastically sits on the three steps below the front door. “Eh, I should just be a little patient here, I’m the one who’s 30 minutes early, but he is the owner, either way he shouldn’t be late to work. . . . .” she thought as her mind flew away from her current being as she waited for him to get there.

An.-Oh fuck. . .I NEED TO GO!!
Announcer stands up from his bed and scrambles around in his small house to get ready. “Ugh I should have been there from 7:00! Or at least 7:30! But noooo, I had to sleep in again!! Aaugh, I should stop always being late to things!” he thought. Announcer opens his front door and goes outside to enter his car after dressing up lazily, he puts in his car keys, he steps on the petal and then he speeds up to get to the club. The birds are chirping, the trees are dancing in the cold wind but yet, the cars are disturbing this peaceful atmosphere. Oh how lovely it would be for Announcer to stop and listen in on nature's orchestra but he needs to speed up and get to work.