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Golf ball: welcome to physics!

A rocket flies around the class, Basket ball screams

Golf ball: HOLY MO-

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Ruby: and that's when they became horribly lost!

Match: are we, like, lost?!

Pencil, driving: no.

Ruby: she lied

Pencil, kinda pissed off: stop it.

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Pen, buried in the sand: I am the sand guardian, guardian of the sand!

Eraser: QUESIDION QUIVERS BEFORE HIM!

Pen, to the ocean: FUCK OFF!

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Blocky, trying to scare woody but falls: OH. FUCK.

Woody: who's there.?

Blocky: NOBODY, FUCK OFF-

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Leafy: welcome to bible study, we're all children of Jesus!

Leafy: *insert praying? here*

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Coiny: today im gonna teach you how to put this meatloaf in the oven in just 30 short minutes-

Also coiny: I just burnt my entire house into the ground. So

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Grassy: daddy?

Tree: ..DO I LOOK LIKE-

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Firey: have you ever wanted to talk about your emotions Pin?

Leafy: I do!

Firey: I know Leafy.

Leafy: im sad

Pin: I know leafy-

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Fanny: Road work ahead? UH YEA. I SURE HOPE IT DOES-

(ye.

-Adel)

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