BSD X TKR

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Hello! Unlike the last 2 chapters this one will have major Tkr spoilers so just a heads up. Also, there going to be the smallest bit of angst and then just goofy shit.
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Yet another police officer brought in a boy who looked no older than the others, but he was in a Juvenile prison uniform. He had his hands cuffed behind his back just like the others. He was looking down at his feet, strands off black and yellow hair covering his left eye. There was a mole by his right eye and a piercing in his left ear.

"Kazutora...?" Mikey muttered, loud enough to make himself heard by his fellow founding member.

"He was in Juvi but he broke out and refused to go back, so we're leaving him with you. Sorry for not warning you." The police officer bowed to Fukuzawa, then left.

"Mikey... I..." Kazutora started tearing up, not daring to make eye contact with anyone in the room.

Mikey got up from his seat and approached Kazutora. Kazutora tensed up slightly, scared of what Mikey was going to do to him.

"Hey, don't be like that!" Mikey laughed. Kazutora could make out Mikey's signature smile through his tear-filled gaze. "We all forgive you, and you're still a member of Toman, no matter what."

Kazutora started crying, biting on his lower lips so hard that Mikey saw a small cut start to form. He was about to wipe his eyes, when his hand got caught on the metal chains. It then occurred to everyone else that their hands were still chained up behind them, and the police officers had already left.

"Hey, Mr... errr..." Takemichi said, not knowing anyone's names.

"My apologies. We haven't introduced ourselves, have we?" Fukuzawa stood up. "My name's Yukichi Fukuzawa and I'm the President of the Armed Detective Agency, which is where we are currently."

"I'm Doppo Kunikida and that's Dazai." Kunikida pointed to Dazai, who pulled the stupidest pose imaginable. "Yosano! Go get some bolt cutters!"

"AHH!!" Kazutora and Mikey screamed.

"What's the matter with bolt cutters?" Yosano said, getting up from her desk and walking towards the cluster of middle schoolers and adults.

"I killed Mikey's older brother, Shinichiro, with bolt cutters." Kazutora said.

"Kazutora killed my older brother, Shinichiro, with bolt cutters." Mikey said.

Yosano smacked her forehead with the palm of her hand. "What about a crowbar or a metal pipe?" She said.

"AHH!!" This time it was Mitsuya and Mikey.

"What now?" Dazai asked.

"Kazutora hit me on the back of the head with a metal pipe." Mikey said.

"Inupi hit me on the back of the head with a crowbar." Mitsuya said.

"A knife?" Kyoka said, appearing out of seemingly nowhere, the blade of his knife shining.

"AHH!!" Takemichi and Draken screamed. Was there anything these kids weren't traumatised from?

"WHAT?!" Kunikida, Dazai and Yosano all shouted, Fukuzawa being the only one keeping his calm.

"Peh-yan stabbed me in the stomach with a knife." Draken said.

"Kiyomasa stabbed my hand with a knife." Takemichi said.

"Nevermind!" Yosano shouted, walking out of the office angrily.

"Can't Fukuzawa just use his katana or something?" Kyoka said. No screams. "I'll take that as a yes."

"While it is a good idea, katanas can't cut through metal so it won't work." Fukuzawa said.

"Yosano!" Kunikida shouted. "Go get a hacksaw!" No screams, in fact, neither of them had ever heard of a hacksaw.

"A 'please' would be nice!" Yosano said, walking past where everyone was and into another room. When she returned, she cut the chains on everyone's handcuffs, giving them the freedom to move.

"Would any of you be willing to join my in a double suicide?" Dazai asked, and to his surprise 4 out the 6 kids raised their newly freed hands. Kazutora, Takemichi, Mikey and Chifuyu.

"Oh my god... DAZAIIII!!!" Kunikida slapped his co-worker on the back of the head.

Draken and Mitsuya eyed each other, confused.

"Kazutora, I specifically told you NOT to kill yourself!" Draken "And you three... why?"

"I miss my brother too much and my life has been nothing but suffering." Mikey said.

"The stress of everything is getting to me." Takemichi said.

"Guilt." Kazutora said.

"I just wanna die." Chifuyu shrugged. 

"Heheheh..." Dazai chuckled, rubbing his hands together like a greedy entrepreneur.

"No suicide please." Kenji said as he fiddled with his pen at his desk.

Dazai sighed. "Fiiiiiineee!"

Just as Dazai slumped down onto the couch, a vibration sounded from Mikey's pocket. He got his phone out looked at the contact name.

"Who is it?" Mitsuya asked.

"Emma."

"Put it on speaker!" Chifuyu said, eager to know what kind of conversations his commander was having with his sister.

Mikey answered the call only to be greeted with a shout.

"Where the hell are you, dumbass?!" Emma screeched.

"I'm fine!" Mikey said. "I just kinda... uh..."

"Kinda what?! You said you'd be home almost 20 minutes ago!"

"I got arrested BUT-"

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU GOT ARRESTED?!" Emma shouted so loudly it felt like she was in the room with them.

"Quiet down, Gramps will hear you..." Mikey murmured. "He'll be pissed if he finds out... Also I smashed your favourite mug on accident and I exploded some porridge this morning."

"YOU DID WHAT?!"

"Byee!!" Mikey hung up on his sister, placing his phone back in his pocket.

There was brief silence as everyone looked at each other, all sharing the same confused look.

"So... uh... who wants coffee?" Atsushi said.