Spots and Scissors

Edward the hairstylist

*Perdita decided to be with Edward the next day as he was sculpturing at Cissy's house while she was watering the grass. He looked over at her dog, Alexis and trim some of her fur*

*Alexis felt a little unsure of what he was doing. Perdita looked at Edward*

Edward: Watch this. *He told her with a smile and started to cut Alexis's fur* 

*Alexis looked at the dalmatian who gave her a comfort look*

Perdita: It will be alright.  *Edward continued to cut her fur, Cissy wasn't even paying attention or noticing at first. But once Edward was done as he smiled at his work. Perdita gasped* 

*Alexis barked and came over to her owner, she was a poodle* 

Cissy: Alexis? *She gasped in surprised* Oh, this can't possibly be my Alexis. She looks so beautiful. Look at you. She's gorgeous. Thank you. *She thanked Edward who smiled*

*Soon the word got out to all the housewives, later that day they all gathered outside the backyard in a line with their dogs wanting a trim as well. Peg and Perdita were there helping the crowd. And of course, Joyce was first*

Peg: It won't be long. She has just to decide on the style, and then it will be fine. She just has to decide what style she wants. *She told each housewife* 

Joyce: I was hoping for something big and bouffant. Kind of mine. Don't you worry, Kisses. You'll be so pretty. *She explained to Edward, then he cuts right away. Everyone watched and impressed by his work. Peg claps for Edward. Perdita felt bad for Kisses. Seeing how Joyce treated her and made her get a haircut just to get close to Edward*

*After He was done, Kisses looked like a lion* 

Joyce: Oh, Eddie, is there anything you can't do? You take my breath away. I swear. Look at this. *Then she thought of an idea* Have you ever cut a woman's hair? Would you cut mine? *She asked with excitement. She places Kisses down, pulls out a chair as Edward came over. After he carefully inspects, he goes to work. Perdita didn't like the way Joyce was feeling. After a few seconds passed. He was done*

Joyce: That was the single most thrilling experience of my whole life. *She sighs with a smile admiring her new haircut*

*Soon the rest of the housewives wanted a haircut too. Marge went second, Helen, third, Tinka, Cissy and the rest. They were really bizarre haircuts. Finally, it was Peg's turn as Edward offered his hand to her like a gentleman. She sits down and gets her hair cut*

*In Peg's room she was getting a call from Avon and was doing Edward's Avon makeup again*

Peg: We're getting the head of the company. *She squealed*

Kim: I'm home! 

Peg: Hi, honey. We're in here. *Kim enters the room*

Kim: Hi.

Peg: Hi.

Kim: What did you do to your hair? 

Peg: Edward cut it. Isn't it wild? *She smiled. Kim smiled a little and exits the room as Peg continued talking on the phone* Hello. Oh, I can't believe I'm talking to you in person. This is such an honor. Yes. He's right here. Great. So then you know all about it. Aha. That's exactly what I've been using, well, I've had a little trouble getting it to the right consistency, Yeah, right. Just a little. I'll try that. Well, what imaginative suggestions! I sure will. Thank you so much. Bye bye. *She hangs up* No wonder she's the head of the company. You know, she started out as a sales representative just like me. I've always wanted to talk to her but until now I never had a reason. Thanks, Edward.

*He smiled*

Edward: She had some ideas? 

Peg: You bet she did.