The definition of sarcasm

Chapter 3

BRING!!!

I've never heard a more joyful sound in my entire life. I rushed out of class to go towards the cafeteria. Man was I hungry.
I rushed to my locker to empty my bag out so I could quickly go towards the cafeteria where my friends were waiting on me. As I quickly shut my locker to turn around I ran into what I would quite literally describe as a MASSIVE wall!!

Seriously!
My head was ringing and I'm convinced I'm seeing stars. Maybe not literally and I'm just being dramatic but honest to god! Will I ever be able to think again or I'm I going to have a brain that only works like 25% of the time!!

Completely lost in imagining my new vegetable state future, I completely forgot about the guy I just bumped into who was currently waving their hand in front of my face trying to talk to me.
"What?" I snapped irritated that he is the cause of me going to have a lesser brain. "Are you ok? You look like you have a concussion" said a deep voice.

"What do you eat" I questioned. "What?" He replied looking completely baffled. "I'm just saying I now have a brain that will work half as well as it used to thanks to your brick like body. I mean seriously what do they add in the food these days. Maybe I should write an email to the the food and health organisation. Is that even what they are called?..."

"Excuse ME" the guy said rather loudly and frustrated. I finally looked up from mid ramble to see why this guy was getting all hot and bothered and let me just tell you now that WOW!!! I was now definitely convinced they were adding stuff to the food and the water because COME ON!!!!

This guy was gorgeous. And I mean drop dead gorgeous. He had dark brown hair that was styled back naturally as well as peri big blue eyes that looked really confused. He was insanely tall around 6'2 with sharp cheek bones and a killer jawline. Seriously he looked like he belonged on the front of a magazine.
"Are you ok?" He repeated. "You've been mumbling to yourself for like five minutes and I think maybe you should see the nurse" he said looking wary of me staring at him with wide eyes.
"Maybe you should go to the nurse" I replied instinctively not really understating what words were coming out of my mouth.
" look! To be honest I'm starting to think that you really did numb your head really hard and you should DEFINITELY see the nurse because you are not making sense and quite frankly coming off a little weird" he stated in a rushed sentence.
"You're weird" I replied again quite offended to be be just insulted by a complete stranger. Before he could reply and embarrass myself further by replying like a 5 year old again, I picked up my bag and walked away completely dazed to the cafeteria.

Maybe I should go see the nurse first...

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Thanks for reading
It took me a while to post but hopefully I'll be back to posting regularly 😊