The lives of 15.

AmberMartinez1

HELLOOOOOO!!!!
My name is Amber, A.J, Amburrito, or Ambi Bambi!
you may call me what u like!
so i dont wanna tell my full life story bc... well... lets just say that is boring af and nobody is really gonna care so im just gonna say some cool and awesome things that have happened to me... oh wtf am i saying this is just gonna be a list of reasons why im a fail at life and all my awkward moments!!! yayyyy!!!! i get to embarrass myself!!! Anyyywayyyy.. HERE WE GO!! *mario voice*

So basically i am an extremely awkward person.. as u can tell and i tend to do these things on a daily basis! like: Falling, Bumping into walls, falling into people i usually dont know and i am just a walking catastrophe! And i know what u are thinking!! "but thats not being awkward ur just clumsy" but no its what i do when i do these things that make me an awkward human. any normal human would just carry on and say "excuse me im sorry" but noooo my body thinks its ok to just make me look stupid. like if i fall i will just immediately go into a star fish postition on the floor and stay like that for like a minute just cussing my self out in a very soft whisper that most people could hear but not hear what i am saying!! Or if i run into a wall i will literally yell at it like it is my worst enemy! so just imagine a 14 year old girl running into a wall then saying "AH WHAT THE FUCK ASS HAT WATCH WHERE YOUR GOING!! FUCK FACE" and then she casually flips it off! or sometimes i will even apologize to the wall! like legitimately apologize to it and give it a hug or somthing!!!
im a strang human yes!
so these r just small things but i have probably the moment i hit rock bottom and i still havent managed to go any deeper! thank god...
but one time last year in 7th grade while me and my ex were dating for the first time i had gotten ice cream from the ice cream truck! and mt brother being the jealous little shit got mad at me bc i had a beautiful icecream and he didnt! so me and my mom start fighting in the car on the other side of the street where the truck is parked bc he doesnt want to go get his icecream bc he is a lazy ass! and so my mom was like "Amber Justine you better go get that damn icecream right now" so i was like fine and i grabbed the money from her hands and got out of the car slammed the door and just started walking across the street. Now i am a very cautious person and normally i look both ways before i cross the street because i have like the biggest fear of crossing the street and getting my ass ran over. but this time i didnt and halfway out in the street a car slams on its brakes and stops like a yard away from me(sorry i am American idk what a yard is in other countries) so i just yelled out are you fucking serious and then i see my exboyfriend's head pop up and i was like "oh shit his mom already hates me enough" so i threw on my hoodie like a dumbass and ran to the truck and hid there untill the left that street. 5 minuted later i got a text saying "did my mom almost run u over?" from him and so i just sat in the bathtub the whole night rethinking my life!
then another time i fell in the mall on one of the escalators and took about a good 20 people down with me including an old lady but she was ok any way yeah i am just a really awkward person!
idk what else u guys would like to know i mean i guess i can tell u guys some personal stuff like who i actually am!!
so i live in the USA... the country everyone hates bc we are fat and lazy!! XD sorry America i love u but its tru!
but El Paso,Texas specifically!
i am 14 years old and i am gonna turn 15 on September 27th.
i am a libra!!! YAY GO LIBRAS!!
i will be attending highschool in August!
I am a single pringle! bc like 3 days ago me and my bf broke up! dont even ask about that...
I AM CREEPY!! i love anything creepy and scary just like omg horror games and horroe movies and tv shows are my life!! i am just addited!!
Melanie Martinez it probably my soul mate! she is my inspiration and idol!
i have 2 cats one is really fat and his name is checkers and my other cat is really small and we call her "the bitch" her name is lola! see she even has a sluty name! they are brother and sister but they have had babies before so the are like incest!
i skate, play video games, watch youtube, and i am just one lazy motherfucker!
i eat alot...
and yeah thats basically the only interesting stuff about me!!
oh yeah and the reason i started watching Vanoss and the guys was because my little brother showed me them and i guess i just fell in love from there! and in the group i am known as Tyler bc i act the most like him! but i am so glad these beautiful and wonderful girls asked me to be apart of this group and i normally dont talk in our group chat as much as everyone else thats because i am usually either sleeping, playing video games or just reading all of their stories on here! but leave comments about what u guys want to know about me ask the others what you want to know about them but ill talk to you all soon!! baiiiii!!!