Cum and milk (Nirvana satire fan fic)

My wife beat me and took my kid

Ughhhh god damn I just wanna shoot up and die in a wet cave errrjdjdj oh damn sorry about that gang- I'm kurt cobalt famous singer of nirvana and currently I'm in my bed with my wife Corneu Adore who just got done whipping my back until I bleed out on the floor (very painful 😢) I threw up my own blood afterwards but that kinda turned me on Ngl-
I'm heading out, more drugs to feed my damn broken soul with. I get up and I stagger out of the house with a small limp from the boiling oil poured on me by Cornelius.

Damn now I'm out in the cold snow with no socks on, oh well, if I just smoke my crack I'll be good in a while. I take out a massive blunt of crack and I take a long ass drag from it (I need it to get through my life ughh I hate everybody and everything :((() After I get done I stumble in a high state pushing strangers who are in my way. GRRRRR THESE FUCKS ARE IN YHE WAY IF MY DRUGGGS NOOOO MOVE BOZO!!!!!! I shove some homeless man into the snow, I have no regret and I smile when I see one of his teeth fall out. "bro wtf 💀💀" the homeless loser said under his breath. Oh nooo the crack is taking over my mind AHHHHHH I HATE HOMELESS PEOPLE FUCKKKKK!!!! I KICK THE HOMELESS MAN IN YHE STOMACH, I GRAB HIM BY HIS HAIR AND I SWING HIM AROUND BY THAT ONE STRAND. I I THROW HIM INTO A BRICK WALL AND I WATCH AS HIS GUTS SPEW OUT ON GHE BRICK WALL AHHHHH!!! I walk to his beyond mutilated body and I start eating his intestines like they're cherry twizzers . Damn I'm so happy I'm rich and famous because if I wasn't I'd probably be this dead guy rn lol.

I unzip my pants and I start pissing in the snow and I throw the piss snow at some kid walking. Haha they cry so goofy lmao shit your little young ass up you literally eat lunchables. I continue my drugged up walk to more drugs for my stupid ass system to feel something other than my misery and pain ughhh I hate everything I'm so sad all the time I have no other emotions other than pain and sadness :((

I turn to see a small record shop, it looks so cute and 90s aesthetic core so I took a brick and I smashed the window open. I saw "people" stare at me with their measly 7 dollars and it's their shitty records in their hands but I only smiled and I grabbed a man by his neck and I throw him against the wall. Damn I wish I had some red ink to show you the gore on the wall because it was a blood bath, oh well- I hate poor "people" because I'm rich.

I stormed all over the store at a demonic speed, back and forth the isles and seeing a bunch of bull shit. Until I stopped.

FUCKING GUNS AND ROSES!!!!

FUCK THAT DAMN BAND MAN!!!! I HATE IT SO MUCH!! I SMASH YHE ENTORE STAND WOTH MY BARE FISTS INTO PIECES AND O SHIT ON IT!! I STOMP ON THE GARBAGE MULTIPLE TIMES UNTIL ITS DUST RAHHHHH.

These mother fuckers are now staring at me like IM the crazy person now. They're clearly stupid morons who don't understand true music like old man Jim John and his pissbowl stir pot. "This dude playin' wtf 😟" I heard some ugly ass tall dude with a damn Coldplay shirt say that under his breath to no one because his a loser French wine drinker who has no life because they're French (I hate french people 😡)

"Playing...? PLAYING?!!?!1111!!!" I scream and I grab him by his collar. He doesn't seem scared of me. Is he stupid? I grab into him tighter until he spits in my damn eye like the lobotemite he is. I scream in horror and disgust, I start flailing around like I'm on meth and I knock over a bunch of crap until I collapse onto the floor with my own piss and vomit all over me. Ughhhb I'm so sad and high all the time and I start wailing uncontrollably, snot and tears rolling down my cheeks until a masked man grabs my legs and drags me out of the store and into a van... ooooo spoookyyy 🎃🎃🔥🔥‼️