Cum and milk (Nirvana satire fan fic)

Ohh noo! Correy is mean 😱

I watched as Krist was getting shot up by bullets, blood was spewing everywhere and I was laughing at how stupid he looked with those holes inside him (no homo even tho we fucked with no socks on) he was awake by now but he still couldn't get up and run away with all the wounds inside him, but somehow he's talking coherently. "OW FUCK! YOU ASSHOLE HELP ME!!!" Krist screeched as blood oozed onto the floor. "Hehe, idiot." Country giggled as she reloaded the gun. I took this as an opportunity to leave Krist and to escape with Dave (because fuck Krist ig bro should've just gave me drugs now he's slowly dying L + ratio)

When we leave the van I flinch at the bright ass sun and I shield my eyes from the burning blaze of the sun. "AHHH FUCK!!" I screamed in pain and I withered onto the floor and shriveled up into the fetal position. "I'm gonna game end myself.... Ughh I hate this..." I whimpered into the sharp blades of grass, I felt Dave pat my shoulder and I felt something weirdly wet graze my skin, I look up to see the twink lick my fucking arm. "Wow Kurty! You're like- so depression and heroin addict male wife core!! :3" I shove him off me, I wipe off his smelly saliva off my skin with my tattered green cardigan. "Tf is wrong with you man? I ain't gay." I growl like a wolf. "Aww don't be like that pookie poo!" Dave says as he starts junko posing.

I look back at the van and I see Krist crawl out and stumble over, oh damn. "Y-you two left me there to die..." Krist cries as tears stream down his pathetic face. "Skill issue just get good at dodging bullets bozo." I say as I bull out a beer bottle and I start chugging it down my brown just to stay pure. "Y'all wanna go to Home Depot or something?" I ask while hiccuping because drunk. "Bro I'm literally bleeding out on this grass, I just barley escaped death." Little bitch continues to cry so I grab him by the collar and I scream and shake him. "KILL YOURSELF!!!" Dave giggling and kicks his feet, I feel like I know what he looks like when he orgasms.

"Omg yasss queen! Let's do it let's go to Home Depot together!! It will be soo inside aesthetic core!" Dave claps as he giggles more, his fairy dress and wings shimmer in the sun, blinding me again. I notice him staring directly at my dick and I look away. "L-let's just go, I hate both of you." I say as I walk faster than the other two because I'm terrified of Dave.