Edited: 8/12/24
~Kenny's Pov~
"EY IM NOT FAT IM BIG BONED YOU STUPID JEW" I hear as I round the corner to the bus stop. I wish I could pretend this didn't happen every single day. Why are they friends anyways? Eh what do I care it's fucking hilarious.
"Fucking finally poor boy" Cartman jeers.
"Shut up fatass. At least I don't waddle when I walk." I respond.
"IM BOT FAAAAAAAAAT IM BIG BONNNNEDDDDD" Cartman wines. He's such a baby.
"Ok" I say. "Fatass"
"KENNY YOU FUCKING- "
Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep. Ah yes saved by the bus.
"HURRY UP YOU STUPID KIDS" Mrs.Crabtree yells again. We've had the same stupid bus driver since as long as I can remember.
"Ok you fucking bitch" Kyle says.
"WHAT DID YOU SAAAAAY" Mrs.Crabtree responds.
"I said I wish I were rich" Kyle smirks.
"Oh ok, me too hun" The bitch reply's.
She falls for the same trick every time. It's laughable at this point. I sit next to butters as I do every day and begin the boring trip to school.
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~Clydes Pov-
I was on the bus sitting next to Bebe as usual, shes so clingy but she's my girlfriend so I have to put up with it, when I got a text from the group chat.
The Gang
Comedy Master: Meet me in the corner of the library when we get to the school
Rich Boy: K I'm omw over there now
Twitchy: Your already at the school?!
AstronomiCOOL: Yeah he gets driven remember?
Me: Cause he's stupidly rich
Rich Boy: Fuck off Clyde
AstronomiCOOL: Wait which corner of the library?
AstronomiCOOL: No response?
AstronomiCOOL: 🖕
Me: Did you change your name Craig?
AstronomiCOOL: Yes?
Me: How do you even pronounce that
Me: Also astronomy is super nerdy
Me: Nerd
AstrinomiCOOL: 🖕
I get off the bus and start to head to the library with Tweek in tow. "Where are you going honey?" Bebe asks. Does she have to know everything?
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Unexpected~ A Clenny Story
Fanfiction~Soulmate string au~ The government decided to make an imaginary string between soulmates that only they can see. God knows why honestly. With Mr.Garrison as president everything has gone to shit. What happens when Clyde and Bebe aren't connected...
