~Tolkien Pov~
(YES I KNOW IM AWESOME /j)
Edited: 8/12/24
I get to Pre-Calc, my third hour, and sit in my usual spot next to Wendy.
"What's up Craig's ass this morning" Wendy asks.
Damn Craig looks pissed. Then Craig looks at Kyle ass... again.
"Oh, nevermind" Wendy smirks.
Godamn it Craig. I ALWAYS tell him that he can't do that. Like dude you have a fucking BOYFRIEND. You idiot. Especially after the shit he pulled in the group chat. Thank GOD Tweak hasn't noticed yet.
I'm pretty sure Craig likes Kyle. I feel so bad for Tweek but if Craig is gonna keep pulling this shit maybe it's better that they break up.
Wendy breaks me out if my thoughts "Did you do the homework?"
"Yea? Do you want to copy it?" I ask out if confusion.
"Oh heavens no! I want to compare. What'd you get for number 12."
Classic Wendy
(Cue the laugh track)
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~Kenny's Pov~
Journalism is weird. Like why do I have to get a picture of somebody eating? I walk out of journalism to see Butters walking down the hallway holding hands with Tweek?
"What's going on here? A new relationship?" I tease. I'm obviously joking I know Tweek's with Craig and Butters is aroace.
"GAH N-NO IM WITH CRAIG, OH MY-"
"Tweek I know I just messing with you." I cut him off before he spirals. "Mind if I join" I add, gesturing to butters other hand.
"Sure Ken!" Butters ecstatically exclaims. He's such a bundle of joy. So I grab Butters' other hand and we start down the hallway.
"YO IS THAT A 3-WAY" I hear from behind us. I swear to god Cartman.
"YEAH" I yell without hesitation. Then immediately burst out laughing.
"Ken shut up" Butters gasps out through his laughter.
Tweek however immediately freaks out. I would tell you guys what he said but if I'm gonna be honest I was laughing too hard to be paying attention. Something along the lines of.
"Ohmygodohmygodkennywhywouldyousaythatyouknowimwithcraignoweveryonesgonnathinkincheatingohmygodohmygodohmygodhesgonnaleavemeandimgonnabealoneforeverahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygod"
You know just something along those lines. I mean I would stop him but... this is just too interesting. I'm surprised he hasn't run out of air yet. Im just enjoying the moment, until Butters, that sweet teddy bear, calms him down.
(He's not hitting on butters guys -_-)
"We'll this has been fun but I have go to government, unfortunately" I say.
"Have fun Ken!" The sweet Taco Bell Cinnabon says.
"Hey Clydie poo" I tease as I slide in my seat next to his.
"Kenny what's with the nickname" he laughs.
"What do you not like it Pookie?" I pout. I love messing with Clyde. The HIGHLIGHT of my day.
"Ken, I'm too sleep deprived for this" Clyde drops his head on the desk. That dramatic git. Ew why did I say "git" and I British now? Colonizers. If I'm a colonizer can Clyde be my colony? Wait, does that mean I would own him. Wait that's weird. Brain stop.
"Why to busy dreaming of me?" I tease.
"More like nightmares"
"Rude" I, once again, pout "Your mean to me"
"Yeah, that's the point" Clyde smirks. I swear this man will be the death of me. Not in a gay way. I'm wearing socks guys don't worry. (stares directly into the non existent camera)
"What's wrong muttonchops?" I ask.
"Ken the nicknames are SO BAD" Clyde groans.
"What's wrong with tickleberry? Goodiums? Teddyblood? Babykins? Earwax? My sweet tampon? Flowering shoe?" I list.
"Kenny what the hell" Clyde bursts out laughing. "Tampon?! Earwax?! Earwax is gross"
"What I like earwax" I defend.
"Of course you would. Your gross" Clyde teases.
"Excuse you! I'm amazing." I do a fake hair flip, like the amazing person I am.
"If we're soulmates, I'm gonna kill someone, and then you, and then myself." Clyde stares into space.
"Mr.Donovan we do NOT use that talk in school that's EXTREMELY inappropriate" Ms.Hanniman scolds.
"Ok Ms.get married every summer and divorced in the winter." I mutter
"WHAT DID YOU SAY?!" Dude who does she think she is? The bus driver?
"I didn't say anything miss" I retort.
"That's what I thought" she says as of she won or something.
"I haven't learned a single thing in this class" I whisper to Clyde.
"It might be because you nap through the entire period" Clyde responds.
"You might be on to something snokikins"
"KENNY-"
"MR.DONOVAN IS THERE SOMETHING YOU WOULD LIKE TO SHARE WITH THE CLASS?!"
"No Ms.Hannigan" Clyde responds as I try and fail to hold in my laughter.
"Is that her name? I thought it was hamburger or something" I whisper.
"What's so funny Mr.McCormick" Bruh- why is she all in my business like she's not even a good teacher. Not that I would know as I always sleep through her class but that's not the point.
"Your face" I retort.
"GO SEE THE SCHOOL COUNCILOR IMMEDIATELY"
"Ha good luck Kenny" Clyde says.
"BOTH of you" she responds.
"HAHAHAHAHH get over here Clyde"
This is the best time I've ever had in government.
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