⚠️ TW: SOME JOKES ABT CHRISTIANITY ⚠️
Keith: no offense but if you say that ever again I will brutally murder you
Lance: WOULD YOU RATHER I GAVE BIRTH TO A PARROT OR FUCKED A PARROT
Shit: I'm fighting my hippocampus rn I can't
Pidge: Dude I'm going to sell frogs to your mother
Lance: TORTELLINI IS VAGINA FLAVORED PASTA
Pidge: is that a Minecraft dildo??
Pidge: I'm sorry did you want me to draw on your brains with a sharpie while you sleep?
Shiro: please stop asking me what's flammable and what's not...
Lance: I think Keith got possessed by a preppy demon
Keith: thy royal bitcheth
Shiro: my blood is thicc
Hunk: I'm sorry who has sex with tap water?
Keith: personally I dislike air
Lance: I got two blowjobs for the price of one
Pidge: you're loving people? In this economy?
Hunk: that is the law, according to the..... Law
Keith: my #1 enemy is those locks that are used on lockers at school
Keith again: *punches your dad* KILLJOYS MAKE SOME NOISE!!!!!
Lance *full of despair*: IM SORRY DOES NOT BRING BACK HAPPY KINKY😧
Pidge: UwU man, his power is he talks in UwU, OwO, and UwO. Unfortunately, he doesn't understand English.
Shiro: The flight, he can fly.
Oh yeah, also he's constantly drunk.
Shiro: weed man. His power is his hair is weed, but he tries to smoke said weed, but to do so he has to rip his hair out, and it grows back, but at the same rate of normal human hair.
Hunk: salad fingers has really upped his drag show
Pidge: I shoot kids with rifle
*Nerf gun
Keith: I don't need life I'm high on drugs
Hunk: I do NOT have a sexual relationship with Kim jong un!
Pidge: turns out I couldn't breathe cuz my binder was three sizes too small lol
Lance: I am the Schrodinger's cat of getting bitches
Lance: Sounds like God has a skill issue
Shiro: oily naked child sprints after old men in broad daylight
Keith: genocide is my favorite Pokemon
Shiro: someone kidnapped Jesus Christ
YOU ARE READING
⚠️HUGE WIP⚠️ Kangst+ klance one shots ❤️💙 (voltron)
Fanfiction✨ oneshots✨ OBSEESED WITH MCR RN SO LOTS OF REFERENCES Also cringe warning af mostly fluff and Angst no lance angst cuz I'm bad at writing that might do the occasional texting story if I feel like it I WILL put trigger warnings at the start of cha...
