chapter 1: timmy is bored

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1 day, timmy decided to read a funny book! his favorite video games were roblox, geometry dash, and minecraft!

timmy: oh boy! let's read "i'll jump over spikes for you" by iheartbutz69

"the yellow icon with blue smiles felt lonely until he met robtop"

timmy: huh? a romance book? and they're both boys? how gay!

"then robtop tripped on a spike and his lips fell on the yellow icon's"

timmy: (scoff) gay

"they both ran to robtop's house, took of their clothes..."

timmy: wait what is this

"skip this chapter if you dislike smut!"

timmy: okay (skips a bit)

"big butt"

timmy: AAAAAAAH I'M TRAUMATIZED! maybe roblox will be better

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