Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone Version #1

Epilogue

Harry Potter lived the rest of his life as "The Swag Master" from Stonewall High. He received no special treatment other than the trophy in his bedroom stating that he was the winner of "The Swag Master Award" in his senior year at school. Some other notable achievements of Harry's include winning a free hot dog from Mike's Hot Dog Palace, receiving a 10% off all turtlenecks and tunics at Furreal Llama Hair Express, and getting 10$ after winning a game of go fish. Harry is still in contact with his cousin Dudley after Dudley moved to his own private mansion. The price of the house and taxes will be payed for by Uncle Vernon and Aunt Petunia in return for Dudley still being cute. What Uncle Vernon and Aunt Petunia continued to dismiss and forget was that Dudley was 325 pounds, unemployed and and 43 years old. Luckily for Harry he decided to continue living with his Uncle Vernon in the cupboard under the stairs. He spends most of his time wondering what car his parents were in when they died and wondering when he should eat his 2 year old hot dog from Mike's Hot Dog Palace. From time to time he changes what "scar" is on his forehead, with some recent designs including the winky face emoji, the peace sign, the yin yang, sneakers, and various arrays of food. When interviewed he said he enjoyed playing a nice game of football and basketball and enjoys watching romantic movies. Unfortunately Harry died at the tender age of 54 due to severe loneliness, depression and an unknown type of food poisoning. As it turns out, never eat a 2-year old hot dog that was free.