*Light switches on*
-Ronald McDonald is handcuffed to the interrogation table for which for some reason is not bolted to the ground-
-they're in Mississippi for an unknown reason other than Ronald is acting out of character-
Eduardo the secretary of defense: Calmly "Mr. McDonald , you have been charged on 4 counts of petty misdemeanor and one count of felony breaking and entering this establishment at approximately 11:59pm the night of Friday the 13th of October, 2023. Is this correct?'
Ronald McDonald: confidently "It was deserved, they stole my one and only Mc-will-to-live...my Mambo sauce."
Eduardo: professionally 'Ronald, what you say may and will be held against you. I suggest you choose your words wisely."
Ronald McDonald: tearfully "hear me out, ok? The mambo sauce is one of McDonald's prized possessions. They made fun of her...humiliated her."
Eduardo: to himself "Why am I here?"
*Ronald tries to escape the interrogation room , *but the table got in the way*
The table creates a barrier between Ronald and his lawyer trapping the lawyer inside the interrogation room.
Eduardo: worriedly "Mr. McDonald...I don't think the table consented to being kidnapped..."
Eduardo places his hands on his own hips.
Eduardo: frustratedly "Sir please return to your seat."
Ronald glares at Eduardo
Ronald: sassily "Hmm nah I think I'm good."
*Eduardo and Ronald begin a very competitive staring contest with each other. It lasts at least 2 days.*
-the interrogation room and police department is waist deep in salty water coming from Ronald and Eduardo's eyes-
Eduardo: continues staring "So...are you going to get out of my way or what?"
Ronald: hysterically bursts out in laughter "You're really going to try to distract me so you can win, fine."
*Ronald splashes tears into Eduardo's eyes*
-Eduardo has lost the staring contest-
Eduardo: screaming "AAUUGHHH IT BURNS!!!!!"
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Mambo Sauce
Humor^Enjoy this random script form story^ Ronald McDonald has been caught trying to take revenge on a certain fast food company for attempting to steal his precious super secret Mambo Sauce recipe. (This story is not supposed to make sense)
