Clara's Diary (Completed!)

Chapter 38

AUTHOR'S NOTE: THANKS FOR YOUR COMMENTS....THE VERY FIRST ONE WAS RIGHT! I COULDN'T WAIT TO POST THIS SO HERE'S THE MOTHERLOAD.

SHOUT OUT: TO Surisuri97...She guessed it perfectly! You're awesome!

Some sad news...I'm gonna finish this in two more chapters...going to write a sequel...probably set in college...whaddya guys think? Lemme know in the comments section belowwwww.

 FRIDAY, THE 5TH OF OCTOBER:

Okay Lola I'm pretty sorry for not writing in you today morning. Anyway...I have a LOT to tell you about what happened in school today. 

I'll start from the top. Wait. 

So, I enter the classroom (ten minutes late...because I didn't take the shortcut through the parking lot) and took the nearest stool. Unfortunately, Julie's stool was right next to it. Yeah fuck it.

It was Bio lab, and sir was teaching us how to dissect a frog, and take out its organs properly. Jordan finished it at lightning speed...probably because he's pretty used to dissecting drug pills.

Anyway, I cut my frog, and I was preparing to take the liver out. I squeezed it too hard, and it popped out and flapped onto Julie's left eyelid. She gave me a one-eyed *look*, peeled off the liver, placed it on a glass plate, and walked out of the classroom, presumably to wash her face. Not the reaction I expected.

Rosalie screamed her ass off, even though she was a whole row away from mine.

After class, Jordan came upto me and gave me a high five...he was like "Claraaaa! That was soo epic! You gave that backstabbing b**** just what she deserved!" He turned round and saw Dan glaring at him.  He glared back, and stuck his tongue out for good measure. That's what I like about Jordan, Lola. He's just so nonchalantly awesome.

We-ell, I'll cut to the action part. It was during math class (Jordan likes calling it *Meth* class, just for the heck of it) I was solving a particularly hard differential calculus sum, when Lava Rock entered, with a superbly grim expression on her face. She walked over to Rosalie, not even excusing herself to Math ma'am for the interruption.

Her talon-like nails were painted red today, and she dug them into Rosalie's arm. (Okay I'm exaggerating a bit hehe) She dragged her up, and Rosalie was too shocked to react. She then pullled her over to Ned, and dragged him up too. (What the hell??)

Lava Rock was like "Class, these two students have been caught by the cctv's...tampering with grades-Clarissa Parker's grades to be more specific. Rosalie was seen doing...weird things....while Ned was hacking into the main server. Further course of action will be taken as necessary. In the meantime...Miss.Parker...your report card".

I didn't get up. Jordan strutted over, graciously took over the card from Lava Rock, smiled and thanked her, and walked back up to me, the biggest grin I have EVER seen plastered over his face.

He handed it over to me, and pulled up a chair to look at it. (Math ma'am was ignored). The entire class was silent, while Lava Rock marched those assholes up to the principal's office.

Here are my grades, Lola:

HISTORY      -     A

MATH             -    A+

PHYSICS       -    A

CHEM             -    H

BIOLOGY       -     B

FRENCH       -     A

GEO               -     A

ENGLISH      -     C   ( What the hell? A cruel joke...upping my English grades alone )

Okay they were pretty awesome. I smiled widely, for the first time in a whole week. And then it hit me. WHAT was Dan doing sitting in class, talking to Julie??? Hey...he must've orchestrated this whole thing right?

How come the cctv's didn't catch HIM? He could'nt've charmed them!! But wait...there's more.

After school, Dan waved good bye to Julie, and was on his way out, when Rosalie stopped him. She slapped him.....full on the face. She screamed "You bloody bastard!!! I did this for YOU!! I made out with...eewwwww...Ned for YOU!

This was YOUR bloody idea! No WONDER you didn't want to do it with us...you didn't have NO doctor's appointment! I LOVED you you asshole! And is this what you do to me?? Huh? I'm expelled!! I can't go to...to..college!! I'm a failure...because of YOU!!".

All this while Ned stood right there. I could tell his heart was broken. The poor nerd...he actually thought he had a chance with Rosalie. Philip didn't defend Dan, he looked Dan in the face with a disgusted expression and walked home.

Julie walked up to Rosalie...sweet innocent Julie...and tore half her sleeve apart. She was like "I know Daniel since kindergarten...how DARE you accuse him of something like this you b**** (OHMIGOD) I will slap you if you dare talk to him like this again..I swear."

How come she's never stood up like this for li'l ol me? Maybe her true loyalties DID lie with the immature pig.

Julie was quite overwhelmed by this exertion, and she went to the washroom to calm down. As soon as she was gone, Dan walked up to Rosalie, and said in a low voice, so that only people standing close by could hear :

"Prove it, you bloody wh***".

And he left. Just walked away. People dispersed around Rosalie. Jordan tugged at my sleeve, and motioned that it was time to go. I actually thought of comforting Rosalie..but what the heck. The last time I did it I got exposed by the Dan Man. 

So I chucked that thought, and held on real tight to Jordan's right sleeve, and walked back home with mixed feelings.

Jordan INSISTED on meeting my mom today (Her food, I guess-he couldn't BELIEVE the health shit she cooks up). He came home, and my mom was soo surprised. She pulled me into the kitchen, and was like

"Clara dear, do you have a policy of bringing only good-looking boys home?"

And I asked her what she meant, though I knew perfectly well. Heheh.

Anyway, Jordan brought up the topic of grades, and I handed over my report card. Mom was quite pleased, and she said she'd call dad up as soon as he was free. 

She served some Diet coke, and Jordan and I made some butter popcorn (He pulled the bag out while it was still popping, and burnt it on the stove....he insisted it tasted better that way) We watched some zombie movie....my mom went to bed (.she said movies gave her a headache-NOT TRUE) 

It was getting late, well past ten, and Jordan said he had to leave. And he left. Yeah. Lame ending. Not quite what you'd expect, was it, Lola? Huh?? HUUUHH????? Okay I'm hyper. Gonna go to bed.

Today was amazing. I would class it as one of the..if not THE best day of my existence.

Pretty cool how much can happen between twenty four hours, huh?