It was 7:00 in the morning, Natman woke up and he put his spongebob shirt on (his only shirt), styled his emo hair and went downstairs to have his delightful breakfast (spotted dick very yummy), he finished his delicious dick, licked his fingers cause it was so tasty and said:
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He put his clown shoes on and started walking to school, it was raining and bro didn't have an umbrella so he entered school completely soaked wow L skill issue git gud. In the hallway he saw his group of friends, the livers, composed by silly Thomfoolery, (wal)Mart (or shart 🥰) and Robin, Natman approached them and Mart immediately started stealing his lunch money, too bad it was all wet cause Natman also peed his pants on the way to school
"shart would you please be so kind to give me my lunch money back" Asked very polilety English boy Natman
"shart would you please be so kind to give me my lunch money back 🇬🇧🫖🧐" mocked Mart
"I can't deal with this racisn" he responded as he stormed off to the bathroom
As he entered a bathroom stall he started talking to his best friend, Natman
"wow you really let shart do you like that" "shut up you prick, you're ugly asf, how do your be manage to look like that" "hey I'm self conscious" "you're embarrassing mate 🇬🇧" "Guys please stop it's hurting my feelings"
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his went on for 20 minutes until Robin entered the bathroom looking for Natman
"bro how long have you been here for" Robin asked Natman but he didn't listen, Natman kept arguing with Natman "I guess you're right, but what you said hurt me you know, out of all 23 years I've lived nothing that harsh has been able to peirce my skin and hurt me deep down such as today" "nahh bros crazyyyy" Robin said and left
5 minutes later he came back with Matt, she confused as hell
"he's been going on for 20 minutes" "this might be fight club" (so funny marty warty 🥺)
Natman kept talking to himself, Robin and Mary were actually starting to get worried
"Natman I'm gonna lock you in a mental institution" said Mart, he didn't listen, he didn't care, he was crazy (in a rubber room filled with rats) "im gonna go get a teacher" Robin commented
10 minutes later he came back with Roscoe, Roscoe locked natman up in a 1x1cm cage and they all left
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