Sister my sister Wicked World

We will teach you our un rotten ways

So I seriously have to take a class called Remedial Goodness? Freddie asked us. Well yeah but we did just fine I told her. Even if FGM and I didn't always see eye to eye. And it's annoying if it's one on one with her. When Freya and I took it during the first time we took classes she moved Freya out of the class because she was too good at being good. So it was just the two of us. And at that point she kind of didn't like me and kept trying to send me to the Isle of the lost.

And then my father and my cousins got involved and he was set free from the dungeon and we thought after being given our co crowns that everything would be ok. But I guess we'll just have to see. I shrug. Though she may be better at it now. And she may have just not liked me but she seemed to like the VKs just fine. It was an easy class but all redeeming members of society have to take it.

But Mal was agreeing with me she said that there was once a 2 hour exam on smiling. Not easy when magic is flying around trying to make sure you keep smiling. I roll my eyes and glare toward Freya. Hey you passed didn't you? Yeah but nearly got me detention. Oh please like you weren't doing the same thing to me. She playfully rolls her eyes.

How are you a clone of me again?! Easy girls easy. Ben stepped in the middle. Could you behave he rolled his eyes at me. I could but that wouldn't be as much fun. I tease. Are you she passed this class? Freddie asked. FGM was very reluctant to. I still don't think she likes me very much.

Evie cut me off to tell Freddie that smiling was very important here in Auradon. Then asked Freddie to smile for her but it didn't go so well. She said it was great but less teeth. Then she tried again but her eyes still looked villain-y. Then told her to try smizing.

What? She asked. She means smiling with your eyes.I corrected as face palmed and groaned. Soon enough we were near the buffet table. It smelled so good. Buffets were the only time really that was good for "stealing food" while it was no "Crusty barley oatmeal" as Mal put it that the goblins I guess used to make it sounded like but actually it's probably a whole lot better.

And then we accidently stood on someone's hair. Oh I'm sorry. Mal apologized. Yeah that's Ruby Rapunzel's daughter. I told her. Her hair leaves 10 mins after she does. Freya continued. I wish she would do something about her split ends Audrey said as Ruby flicked her hair in her face. Ouch! She scolded. Well what are you waiting for? Ben started. Dive in Freddie. I finished.

But she didn't like any of this stuff. She thought it was frou frou as she put it. Said she didn't want any glazed this or sprinkled that but felt that the donuts or whatever they were were puffed deliciousness. And began pilling it up on her plate and stuffing it all in her mouth. And tried to take food from other people. She felt she needed more mouths. But some advice from redeemed VKs it's not cool to steal here.

Which was confusing to the VKs because if someone puts it out basically we felt it should be stolen. Somehow she knew what cranberry sauce was and wanted to try that and she loved the idea of the chocolate fountain. And especially the little fruit in the shape of animals. I could get used to this place she said as her mouth watered. Yummy! She exclaimed but got upset when someone else tried to take food from the buffet too told them to get their own buffet table.

Even though it was supposed to be shared. Mal and Evie thought they weren't ever this bad. As we shared food. But while I would love pics of them to confirm this of my own I knew they had to have been because I was this bad as well when I first started. No matter all the glares and scolds from both Freya and FGM. But Ben always had my back Belle and Adam never scolded me really and Ben would laugh and help clean me. He'd tell me he couldn't take me anywhere as I would pout and bat his hand away. But oh yeah if I was this bad if not worse then there's no way Mal and the other VKs hadn't been. What a disaster. But a fun filled yummy one so not all was lost.