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There we were sitting in a coffee shop. All the girls were here well mostly. And we were ready for tonight. It was me (outfit 25) Freya (character 2 outfit 14) Lily (character 3 outfit 3) Mal Evie Freddie Jordan Ally  and Jane and then later Audrey. While Jordan preferred a cramped lampshade environment she was also liking this place as well even called it a "fave" which Ally liked her saying. I couldn't believe the party was supposed to be tonight and that aside from the makeup we were pretty much ready for the party. Your dress is so wicked Mal started. Yeah you're gonna look so great at the party tonight I finished. She blushed and thanked us.   So are you both I'm sure. I'm sure your dresses will look amazing she tried to compliment. But these are our dresses Mal started. Yeah you don't like it? I frowned suddenly self-conscious about what it was I'm wearing when I didn't need to be because I didn't owe anything to these girls or care about their opinions.

I know that she started. And I .... Love them she backpedaled. Nice one they don't get that you don't like their dresses. Jordan put her hand up next to her mouth in front of her face loudly "whispering" making so obvious. Has anyone told you that you're a really bad whisperer? Mal asked her. No they have not she said again "whispering" back to us. Then Audrey came in crisis mode. Guys guys I have an emergency!  Is someone hurt? Jane asked getting worried. No! She scolded. Ooh is someone really hurt? Freddie asked with a smile on her face. No! She scolded again. Oh my web series broke one million subscribers? Jordan asked her. How would that be an emergency?! She asked us. Oh is there an emergency? She asked again. Yes someone stole my dress! She complained at least she wasn't pointing her fingers at us.

It's ok everyone just calm down Evie started. Yeah Evie always has a backup Freya continued. She pulled out a pink dress with like black fringe or whatever mesh on the shoulders that was so Audrey. And she has back accessories. Lily finished topping the hanger with a spikey choker necklace. Uh do you have anything less puncture prone? She asked. And then Evie took away the necklace and handed it  to Audrey. She felt a VK look it was actually pretty cute then said she was sold and like a cartoon character (because she is one in this) she took it zipped off and changed. Wow how did you change so fast? Evie started. Yeah one sec you were wearing one dress and the next you were wearing the other. Freya continued. Just like in a cartoon (it really does say those words in the episode they broke 4th wall) Lily finished. As we were admiring how fast she changed a mysterious hand switched the tea and put something in it that clearly wasn't tea.

Audrey said her mother was raised by fairies and that quick outfit changes were kind of a family skill. When I was a baby I could change my own diaper in two secs flat she more or less bragged and we "thanked" her for such a visual.  Thank you Evie you're a life saver. Aw I've been called worse Evie gushed as they hugged and we thought it was so sweet. Ally felt this called for a celebration said to tea her. And when the tea was passed from Freddie Lily to Freya to me to Mal she began to pour it and it started out clear but the more she poured it looked wine colored. And then a mysterious foot kicked the couch sending a domino affect of Freddie knocking into Lily who knocked into Freya who knocked into me who knocked into Mal who knocked into the teapot and spilled on her dress. But somehow it was only mine and Mal's fault the dress was ruined. Don't look at me I'm not the one always messing everything up Freddie started. And they knew Lily and Freya would never do something like this. But Mal is a VK and I'm always pulling pranks.

Ally accused us of doing it on purpose how we ruined her dress. Mal started saying we'd never do that because we loved her dress so then she accused us of ruining it because of that. *ug* this stinks one moment they're as sweet as apple pie and the next they could be great VK wannabees. Girls like Ally and Jane who are as sweet as sugar and then something goes wrong and they turn into your worst enemy and once it's fixed do a full 180% we're BFFs again. You VKs can't stand if someone looks better than you! She scolded. While Evie agreed she was right. But Ally I grew up here. Yeah and you think you're better than everyone else Audrey pointed out. Um excuse me?! Do you not remember my first days of school? During when Freya and I were going through training and learning how to be princesses? When did I ever say the words "I'm better than you?" In any time or fashion. Um you kind of just did right now. Yeah to make a point Audrey!

No she doesn't! Mal started. Yeah Ally we swear we didn't do this. I finished. But we can fix it. Mal started. I think. She began with a spell saying dress dress away from this mess rid this gown of it's distress. But the stain got bigger. Ok don't freak out. Hm let's try together Jade. Our spells are always stronger and work better when we do them together she suggested and at least it did something. Then we said together dress dress I must express make this gown a fit to impress. Ally started freaking out again now that there were flowers all over it but Freddie stopped her said she liked it. At first Ally was happy. You do she asked? You're just saying that! She accused. No I mean it's really.... She chose her words carefully. Alternative. Alternative to what? She accused. She means it's very fashion forward Evie started. If I wasn't already wearing the best dress I'd be super jelly but I do so I'm not. She claimed. Jane thought it was cool. Ally asked if really. Jane said even the Queen of Hearts would be jealous of that number. Jordan said she would totally feature it in on her web show.

She claimed she would call it VK gone viral. Now that I would've liked to have seen. It's kind of funky. Ally complimented as she admired her new dress. Oh yeah Funky. Mal started. That's what we were going for. I finished. Because that's why they call us the funk masters. Mal said again. The funk monks of funky town. I attempted to continue while Mal grinned and chuckled. Quit while you're ahead Evie warned us. Good call we claimed in sync smiling back at her. Well I guess the roses aren't the only things being painted red! Ally gushed. I'll take it she was pleased as she twirled around in it showing it off. Hm VK gone viral? Audrey started. Isn't it interesting that we both ended up with a little VK edge for our party look? A little too interesting she suggested. #Hautedress or #Hotmess

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