Christophe POV
Sat fucking BITCH he got me in Trouble😡, while I was leaving with my mom she was Liretly holding on to my hand but, very very hard like thiz woman haz weird handz
Christophe's mom: Christophe I want you to apologize to that young boy that was very rude and disrespectful!
Christophe: b-but he ztarted it!
Christophe's mom: oh really?
Christophe: OUI!!!!
Christophe's mom: well I DONT BELIEVE IT!
Then sat bitch grabbed my ear zooo fucking hard! Zat bitch
Gregory's mom: Well I'm sorry for my son saying such faul things.
Christophe's mom: no, no it's my son who is the culprit here
Gregory's mom: wha- nvm well bye have a nice day!
Christophe's mom: oh thank you, you to
Gregory's mom: GREGORY WHAT DO YOU SAY???
Gregory: YOU TO HAVE A GREAT UHM... AFTERNOON!
Christophe'e mom: THANK YOU YOUR MORE POLITE THAN MY SON,
Christophe: *growls*
Christophe's mom: CHRISTOPHE! THAT'S BAD EDUCATION!
Christophe: I DON'T CARE TAKE ME HOME ALREADY DUMB AZZ!
ZAT BITCH THEN ZLAPPED ME I WAZ, when we got home I went to my room and slept
-time skip-
After I woke up my mom told me to get ready bc I waz going to zchool, great.
I got ready and then I went inzide while I waz walking to my calzz
I zaw gay boy *and no not Gregory I at least had to include Damien and Pip yk bc :D*Damien: ARE YOU OKAY? YOU LOOK HIGH
Christophe: WHAT?
Pip: Damien you see saying something's about other people is dis-
Damien: Shut up what do you know?
Pip: Right-o
Damien:great, anyways my question
Christophe: I have a question for you Damien :)
Damien: I'm listening
Christophe: FUCK PIP HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
Damien: YOU LITTLE PEASANT!!!
Pip: oh dear, you see doing the deed is very very bad it's bad and-
I then bunk hiz dumb azz head
Pip: oh dear! That hurts so much!
Damien's POV
Am I supposed to feel bad or something???
Like I'm counfues am I supposed to help him or what??!!Damien: um one second I uhm need to use Google Translate yk?
Pip: for what?
Damien: JUST HOLD UP GOD DAMMIT!
I then search up smt, but idk Spanish so I think it's not that bad...
Damien: Sana Sana curita de Rana sì no Sana oy sanaras mañana
Pip: What does that mean???
Damien: I actually don't know...
Pip: well that's okay! But can I go to the nurse's office? My head really really hurts
Damien: ughhhhh come on...
Srry I didn't post, in a while... In my opinion it kind of short also what Damien idk how say in inglesh and there 100 percent chance I spelled it wrong
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Christophe on crack...
RandomChristhope is on crack 🤔 idk find out if u want *discontinued sadly I have no more gay ideas😔👊*