Bluey: This chapter of y/n is called Show and Tell.
The episode opens in the kitchen and dining room. You, Bluey and Bingo are sitting at the table, with plates of egg on toast and sausage. Bingo is playing with a crab claw, and neither is eating. Bandit is in the kitchen, preparing another serving while he talks on the phone.
Bandit: Bluey, eat your sausage. (to phone) Oh, yeah, g'day. I'm calling about the surfboard you've got for sale.
Bingo shakes the crab claw around.
Bingo: Doo-doo-bee-doo-bee-doo.
Bandit: (still on the phone) It's in good nick?
Bluey and Bingo: (laugh)
Bandit: Oh, great. Yeah, I'll take it. (To Bluey) Bluey. Sausage.
Bandit awkwardly holds his phone to the right side of his head with his left hand as he writes.
Bandit: Yep. 16 Pelton Drive. Got it. Okay. See you soon.
Bandit hangs up and pumps his arm.
Bandit: Oos!
Bingo gets up on her knees and turns around on her chair.
Bingo: Are you buying a surfboard?
Bandit: Yep. You wanna come with me to pick it up?
You, Bluey and Bingo: Yeah!
Bandit: Then eat your sausage.
You, Bluey and bingo: Oh...
Bingo sits back down and starts eating.
Bluey: Dad, why do you boss us around all the time?
Bandit: I don't boss you around.
Bluey: Yes, you do.
Bluey: You're always saying, "Do this" and "Do that."
Bingo: That's true. You do.
Bandit: Didn't we cover this already?
Bluey: Uh, no.
Bandit: Yeah, we did, remember?
Bandit: Your invisible friend, Tina, beat me up; and we all learned that when I tell you to do something, I'm trying to help you.
Y/n: who's Tina
Bandit: it's best if you don't know mate
Bluey: I didn't learn that.
Bingo: Me neither.
Bandit: Really? That's disappointing.
Bandit finishes plating up another serving of egg on toast and sausages. Chilli enters from screen left.
Chilli: Morning!
You, Bluey and Bingo: Mum!
Chilli gets down on one knee and puts her hand on Bingo's back.
Chilli: Bingo! You ready to practise your show and tell for tomorrow?
Bingo: Um... okay.
Bingo puts down her fork and picks up the crab claw. She gets up and walks into the open part of the dining room, looking a bit nervous. Chilli sits down in Bingo's vacant seat. She looks at the floor as she addresses her family.
Bingo: Hello, everybody.
You, Bluey and Chilli: Hello, Bingo!
Bingo holds up the crab claw. She looks at it, rather than her audience.
