You feel a weird vibe coming from the pink portal but you went anyway
You open your eyes to see your in some sort of ship, A messy one too, In space, then suddenly you hear voices behind you
A talking hover board with a face
Another day another dollar. Every morning is a blank canvas! Time to chase the dream and, Error inspirational quote 5-4-2 not found
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[Frank, with a family friendly language setting]
Frank: I must have caught something from that sexy RC car. I should get that checked. Your maintenance up here is terrible chip!
Chip: I'm trying my best and... And I have no arms. We need maintenance by a licensed cool-toy™ engineer
Frank: newcast! All human engineers are gone from that dirt patch around which we're currently orbiting 1,000 metric tons of steel!
Chip: Metric tons? Don't talk about my weight
Frank: Don't worry about your weight chip! We love living inside your voluptuous body. We're fortified up here, and whenever y/n runs out of their processed chew toys, we can just get some exercise and resupply back on earth! In my mind, all of us will live inside you, in peace and prosperity for ever, and ever, and
As you could still hear them, suddenly pink heart shaped balloons came to your view
Franks: wait, what the f**k was that?
One of the balloons popped in front of you causing your ship to take damage and for you to run off
Chip: breach? Oh breach, there is definitely a breach. my insides are falling out.
Frank: wow, I think chip is dying! This is awesome!
You shut him up by grabbing him when you ran
passed
Chip:I can't feel my legs! Breach! Oh cruel world how I
You shut him up by taking out the ai chip out of its socket
Franks: was that them?! The professor never mentioned any cool-toys™ explosive!
As he was talking you ran back to grab your f/s (favorite soda) can
Frank: how are we supposed to get back to Earth? Y/n? Wait... Wait a minute. What the f**k are you doing in the airlock? My child friendly software won't let me swear, but I'm f*****g serious! F**k! Now you just wait a minute there pal! Let's talk about this over some nice nip. C'mon you want some nice nip bud?
Y/n: meow
Franks: oh! Game face on!
(Y/n: the purr-fect pet!)
You throw Frank out of the ship and jump on to him
Frank: it's cutting time motherf*****s
Congratulations you got the gori ending
