Prologue: Wiz and Boomstick Introduction

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Rather than the Death Battle logo coming on, it was the logo of the best business in sports' history -- the two "W's" of WWE (World Wrestling Entertainment.)

"What's up, everyone? And welcome to our new show. You've seen us in the Skylands Wrestling Entertainment Universe as the commentators of every match, but this time we're hitting backstage. He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick." - Boomstick

"And while you've seen us do our job analyzing the strengths and weaknesses of the many strongest beings in the multiverse as we put them in a death battle to see who would win, we're now going to be analyzing these characters in the form of real life movie stars, specific show hosts, and comically fun cartoons that the whole family can enjoy and figure out their wrestling classes and their move sets." - Wiz

"However, we will not be talking about wrestlers who already have a job in the business. So they will be excluded, except for there roles as different people and characters. Also we'll be excluding John Cena's role as Ferdinand the friendly bull along with his bull friends." - Boomstick

"So we'll be putting characters who will fight to protect their family and friends or even innocent civilians within the ranks of the WWE." - Wiz

"And it doesn't matter if they have claws, fangs, or whatever sort of supernatural ability, they will still be involved." - Boomstick

"And since we're going to be talking about characters from other worlds, we'll start off with us." - Wiz

"Now hold on, Wiz. Just cos we're the hosts doesn't mean we should take the other contestants' glory. We haven't even seen the whole arsenal of awesome WWE moves." - B

"Fair enough. Let's get on to the first character (and dare I break the fourth wall) in the next chapter." - W

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