If Famous Characters were WWE Superstars and Divas

Chapter One: Ogre Power

Oh"DreamWorks, a company that has made movies like Transformers within the year of 2007." - W

"Or that movie where only Mark Ruffalo's character was the only one to a dead female ghost." - B

"However, DreamWorks took to a page out of Disney's book. The people of DreamWorks decided to go into CGI animation. And of course, their first animated movie, one where only a few people love, was "Ants" with a "z" instead of "s." - W

"Seriously, who puts a few swear words in a family friendly movie?" - B

"While it was their first CGI-animated movie, AntZ was getting a lot of bad reviews and less good reviews. So the crew decided to go into something that either Disney and Warner Bros had done in the form of 2D animation. And these two, were the Prince of Egypt, and Joseph; King of Dreams. But when the first year of the 2000s came, they got help from Elton John with a new musical adventure that took place in Spain to the Mayan jungle civilization of El Dorado." - W

"Which of course, is none other than one of the greatest movies that basically help bring joy to early 2000s, "The Road to El Dorado." - Boomstick

"It takes place in medieval Spain, where two friends lie, cheat, and steal, to survive." - W

"These two are none other than Miguel and Tulio, or Tulio and Miguel. Miguel, a red-shirted, free-minded, caring soul that was basically the heart of this dynamic duo of con artists." - B

"And Tulio, the blue-shirted mastermind of this duo who comes up with all the plans." - Wiz

"Except when they were locked in a cage and had no idea, until my boy Miguel did." - Boomstick

"Before they even got to the point where they traveled through the dangerous jungle to find El Dorado, they were persuaded by one of their dice-rolling opponents with a map to El Dorado. But Tulio was winning every dice roll thanks to his pair of loaded dice." - Wiz

"But his opponent was getting a little suspicious and told Tulio to throw his dice instead of his loaded dice. But somehow, he managed to get the lucky number and win the gold and the treasure map to El Dorado. However..." - B

"Tulio didn't really think too well on where he should've placed his dice, as it rolled out from his sleeves." - Wiz

"And the big fat man, with his suspicion returning, pounded the ground twice, and saw that Tulio's dice, were in fact, loaded, and he called it out so that everyone could hear." - Boomstick

"And since their lie, cheat and steal tactic was discovered, Tulio made up another lie saying that Miguel himself lied to him. And afterwards, the made their escape with the people eating their lie and got captured by the conquistador." - W

"And thanks to their new equine partner, they escaped, found themselves on land, and finally followed the path to El Dorado." - Boomstick

"And after fooling the locals with help from a girl from that civilization by the name of Chica, they were able to fool all of the good villagers into thinking they were their returning gods." - Wiz

"And while they were only there to steal the gold and shiny treasures, Miguel wanted to see what such a beautiful place has to offer. So he snuck off, and won the hearts of all the villagers as he took part in helping to gather their food, feed their giant animals, and even made art with domino sticks. And most of all, his music is what made them trust him. But of course the shaman told Tulio that he was embarrassing their "godly rule" and brought him to Miguel. And even made them play their version of basketball with giant warriors. Good thing they had an armadillo on their team until Chica accidentally threw out a regular ball instead of their cheating tactic to keep them alive. And after the lucky shot that ended the game, Miguel had had enough of the shaman's twisted ideals of what a god should be and their sacrifices. This also angered the shaman as he realized that the two were lying when he saw Miguel bleed from his head after Tulio's accidental elbow strike. This brought him into concocting a dangerously evil plan to destroy these deceiving, false gods." - B