If Famous Characters were WWE Superstars and Divas

Chapter 4: Beastly Billionaire

"Now let's talk about YouTubers, and who better, than the billionaire himself, Jimmy Donaldson..." -W

"Otherwise known as Mr. Beast. You know, Wiz, I can name off at least one move he could use, and that would be Batista's Beast Bite Submission maneuver. It could be his Finisher, his first one, while he carries The Million Dollar Dream Submission moves as a Signature." -B

"A double Technician, indeed. But that would also mean he needs either a Calculated Strike, or even a Suplex, as a Signature or a Finisher. There are Falcon Arrows, Brainbusters, and even Superplexes  from the top rope." -W

"Wait, Wiz, do you remember what Jimmy's animal avatar is?" -B

"A blue tiger with pink lightning bolt-like stripes? Yeah. What's your point, Boom?"

"He can use the Snap Tiger Suplex as his Signature while he can perform a regular Tiger Suplex while behind his opponents."

"That's... actually a good idea. I'll give a call."

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"Yo, what's up, Wiz-man?" -Mr.Beast

"Jimmy, Boomstick has come off with some moves you could use as your Signatures and your Finishers."

"Well lay it on me, my shotgun-legged friend."

"You remember Dave Bautista in your dog video, right?" -B

"Yeah?"

"Well what if you used his Beast Bite Submission maneuver as your main Finisher, and Ted Dibiase's Million Dollar Dream as your Signature Submission move? Be cool, right? -B

"Actually, yeah. But wait, that makes me a Technician, right?"

"That is correct." -W

"So doesn't that mean that I would also need a Calculated Strike and a Suplex?"

"Yeah, but I also found two suplex moves you could use as a Signature AND a Finisher. A Snap Tiger Suplex for your Signature, and the Tiger Suplex Variation 3 as your Finisher."

"Variation 3? Isn't that the Tiger Suplex that deals LOW damage?"

"Jim, Goofy's second Finisher is the Fisherman Neckbreaker, and it deals LOW damage." -B

"Fair point. But I guess that makes sense, since I'm not that buff, it would it harder to hold on to an opponent. So yeah, Variation 3 is my second Finisher. But don't I also need a Calculated Strike, at least?

"I'm gonna have to agree with Jimmy, Boom. Having two Suplexes would be good, but like Cesaro, he has the Very European Uppercut as one of his Signature attacks, but also has the Neutralizer Suplex and the Sharpshooter Variation 2 as his Finishers. Maybe...use Bautista's Spear, Spear Variation 6."

"Actually, that is the PERFECT Calculated Strike for Jimbo over here. In fact, we'll register it to Master Eon as Mr.Beast's first Signature, the Beastly Spear."

"Beastly Spear? I love it. I guess I'll be heading off to train and learn to use these moves. Hey, I'll let you know what my other attacks will be later on. Bye, dudes."

"Well, we have his Special Moves." -B

"Now we have to wait till he calls back." -W

To be continued...