Fictober 2023

Gay High School

A/N: Inspired by @DiamondQueen1011 yall better thank her for this amazing idea.

Promt 27: "I don't know if they will accept this."

It's our first day at gay highschool. I hope no one realizes we're straight.

Flower squeezed Piko's hand in reassurance. "Don't worry. I'm sure no one will notice."

"Notice what?"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Piko screamed, hastily letting go of Flower's hand and whipping around to see a girl with long teal hair standing behind him.

"WHO ARE YOU?????" He screamed.

She smiled and pushed up her imaginary glasses. "I am Hatsune Miku! #1 princess in the world and THE TOP GAY AT THIS ESTABLISHMENT!!!!!!"

"Ah... really? That's great."

THE TOP GAY OF THE SCHOOL IS ALREADY ONTO US????? WE'RE SO DEAD!!!!!!

"Yes!" Miku continued, "Along with being a homosexual, I AM ALSO TRANS HEHEHE!!!!! BOW DOWN TO ME AND MY WIFE, and second top homosexual of this school, KAGAMINE RIN!!!!!"

A second girl appeared with short blonde hair and a large, rainbow, bow, covered in pride pins.

"So, what were you hoping we wouldn't notice?" Rin asked.

"RIGHT I ALMOST FORGOT ABOUT THAT! This is why I love you Rinny-poo."

"Love you too, Miku-chan!"

Then both girls gave Piko and Flower a death glare, obviously expecting an answer to their question.

"Ah- Uhm-" Piko began.

Flower cut in. "We were hoping you wouldn't notice how homosexual we are! Yup! We're REALLLLLLLY GAY! We just didn't want to draw too much attention. Keep this on the down low for us? Thanks. Let's go Piko! Bye!"

Flower then grabbed Piko's hand and dragged him off toward the school, trying to get as far away from the gays as possible. Not that she was homophobic or anything, she just didn't want "Slayed by homosexual" on her gravestone.

Piko finally let out some of the breath he was holding. "I thought we were going to die."

"Dw bbg. I'll protect you." Flower replied.

Suddenly, a flamboyant red haired man appeared behind Flower.

"Hey dude wanna get men?"

Flower froze. Oh no. Someone's already on to me?!!!! I have to assure him I'm gay!

"Oh! No thank you. I uhm- really like women. Y'know?"

The red haired man stared at her a little harder and then started apologizing immediately.

"I'M SO SORRY MA'AM! I MISGENDERED YOU!!!! I THOUGHT YOU WERE A GUY! WILL YOU EVER FORGIVE ME????"

Oh thank God! He's not on to me at all!!!

"Oh, it's okay! I get that all the time!" Flower decided that she needed to be nice for once if she was going to get out of this situation.

"NO! It's not okay to misgender someone!!!! I'm so, so, so, sorry ma'am!!!"

Aren't you assuming right now? I never even said anything!

"Calling you a man was also such a horrible insult to your girlfriend! I might as well have called her straight! I'm so sorry!!"