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Question 1Pitaya: I like sssilver and gold!

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Question 1
Pitaya: I like sssilver and gold!

Ananas: GOLD ISN'T A RRROCK YOU BUFFOON!

Lychee: And neither is silver!

Pitaya: What do you mean!? They both come out of the earth, they're hard, and they sssmell like dirt!

Lotus: Actually, gold is quite soft and bendable in its pure form.

Pitaya: What pure form!?

Lotus: ........I'm not even going to bother explaining.

Longan: Cookies often mix other metals with gold so that when making jewelry, it doesn't bend or break.

Pitaya: Why would they do that?

Longan: Because my dear brethren, Cookies are so weak and significantly stupid, that they can't find any other way to harden gold other than to tarnish its purity. And I'm afraid they're affecting your intelligence as well.


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