"Your job is to kill ******* ****** and ****." a old man said to the mercenary in front of him
"Run that by me again." the young mercenary asked.
"These two women! They humiliated me in front of everyone!" the man showed the mercenary a photo. "if...
Melody had set up her stream while she had me sit on her bed out of the cameras view. I didn't know what she had planned for today, but I'm going to enjoy it anyway.
Melody: wassup fuckers today were played a hentai game! . . . . . .
Melody: just kidding were playing Persona 5... What did you think I would actually play a hentai game on stream?
Ambrose: ...yes
I on accidentally said it out loud... shit
Melody: Uhhh what voice? I don't know what your talking about... hahaha...
I looked at the chat through my phone
MelLogia: was it your boyfriend~
H*NTAIBOY: IT CANT BE! SHES MINE!
Moosehead: ...dude that's just wrong
H*NTAIBOY: You think I care? She makes these videos for me no one else!
This bitch was starting to piss me off
Melody: uh who are you? I've never even talked to you before?
H*NTAIBOY: YOU KNOW WHO I AM YOU WHORE!
Ok... that's it. I stood up and got into the cameras view.
Ambrose: wassup bitches, bros, and non-binary hoes! And the son of a bitc that's H*NTAIBOY.
DaddyEnjoyer: HELLO DADD- I MEAN DADD- I MEAN DADD- I MEAN SIR DADDY SHIT!
IFuckPans: oh boy he's hot~
H*NTAIBOY: Are you the boys voice?
Ambrose: indeed I am~ now give me a second.
I took my phone out and started searching for something.
H*NTAIBOY: what the fuck is this basterd doing?
CreepKiller: Shut up creep
DoomslayersSon: Technically he could be considered a demon...
WeLiveInaSociety: we live Ina Society... that H*NTAIBOY doesn't belong in...
Ambrose: Alrighty~ I found what I'm searching for~ you live on Drip street the second house in your mom's basement~
Ambrose: your next words will be "What? That's False!"
H*NTAIBOY: What? That's False!
Ambrose: after one other sentence you will say "why is there a bomb in front of me?!"
*in H*NTAIBOYs room*
There is a severally overweight man looking at the screen
H*NTAIBOY: what the fuck does this basted mean?
A bomb pops up in front of him.
H*NTAIBOY: why is there a bomb in front of me?! Wait how did he know that?
The bomb explodes possibly killing H*NTAIBOY.
H*NTAIBOYs Mom: stop masterbating and get a job!
*Back to Ambrose and Melody*
Melody: you didn't actually kill him dud you?
Ambrose: a job is a job~
Melody: *sigh* well, this is Ambrose Vega. He will be the next member of Vshojo, and he's my boyfriend.
The chat exploded in different reactions some were saying congratulations some the opposite. One asked how long the two were dating.
Melody: Well, we've been dating since the beginning of 2020, and to those who are wishing us well thank you, and those who are wishing for our downfall... well you might end up like H*NTAIBOY...
Ambrose: yep~ now...
Melodys voice on Ambroses Phone: I save Ambroses dick by giving it C—
I picked up my phone.
Ambrose: Yep?
TheGunrun: yo use this chance to introduce yourself.
Ambrose: but this is Mel's stream...
Melody: I don't really care, didn't feel like playing much today anyway.
Ambrose: ya sure
Melody: Yep, I'm gonna be on tip tonight though.
Ambrose: ...YOOOOOOOOO!
TheGunrun: your welco—
I hanged up on him. What I want to get to fuc- fun time with melody asap...
Ambrose: Ok so I'm the rose mercenary Ambrose Vega! Brother of Kson and Lover of Projekt Melody!
I then went on to do my basic debut. Ya know the basics favorite anime and games what I like doing and what I hated. Who I have on my hit list(not) and how much I HATE the FBI (a_local_FBI_agent) after a bit we finally got done and melody ended her stream.
Melody: alright daddy ya want to go meet the others?
Ambrose: fuck it sure.
Chapter end brought to you by Ambrose and Melody having very much lewd time.
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