(This is not part 2 of Mêê†ïñg †hê Ö†hêr§ just a in between chapter)
Froot: truth or dare Rose...
Ambrose: Truth!
Froot: When are you going to tell everyone that you died multiple times?
Ambrose: Ah...
Froot: 💢 what do you mean "Ah" ?!?!
Ambrose: I don't exactly know how to...
Froot: All you have to do is tell them straight up.
Ambrose: 💢 What a wise idea! I will tell them like this. "Hey Melody, Kson and others, I've died like 5000 times yall wanna play Mario kart?"
Froot: ...I see your point... you could explain to them your ability...
Ambrose: How would I explain "Eternal Death March"
I look at the readers
Ambrose: roll the credits!
Froot: What?
Tsuki: ...can I get a 4th wall repair man in universe 1942069...
Ambrose: But seriously how would I explain "Eternal Death March"
Froot: Idk
Ambrose: ...did you just say Idk in real life...
Froot: ... uhh I said I don't know...
Ambrose: -_- you spend to much time online...
Froot: 💢 YOU SPEND TO MUCH TIME IN AN A.I!
Ambrose: What?
Froot: Melody... Your girlfriend... is an A.I
Ambrose: oh that's what you ment... You perverted litch
Froot: 💢 shut up you bakambie!
Ambrose: 💢 I AM NOT A ZOMBIE!
Melody P.o.V
I walked into the hospital room that Ambrose was in to see him and Froot glaring at each other.
Ambrose: 💢 Succubus!
Froot: 💢 I am not a Succubus you idiotic mercenary!
Ambrose: then stop dressing like one!
Melody: 💢 and how do you know how Succubi dress? Darling?
Ambrose: ...shit
Froot: Your fucked bro...
Ambrose: SAVE ME THEN!
Froot: Hoes before bros bro, if ya think I'm a hoe I'm ditching you.
Ambrose: Your not a hoe!
Froot: ehhhh... ok I belive you.
Froot turned around and opened a window.
Froot: come with me if you want to live~
I watched in shock as froot jumped out of the open window... we were 42.0 floors above ground...
Ambrose got up but I grabbed his hospital gown.
Melody: you aren't leaving until you explain to me how you know how Succubis dress...
Ambrose: hentai!
Melody: What?
Ambrose: The hentai you watch and tell me about I make sure to watch so that's how I knew...
Melody: ...I'm so fuckin horni right now~♡
Pirate Girl: me too~
Melody: what?
Pirate Girl: wrong story... I hope Tsuki let's me meat Avalon soon...
Melody: Wait wha—
The Pirate Girl disappears into the wind leaving a faint I'm horni in the wind
Ambrose: that was weird...
Melody: yep... now I'm going to fuck you...
Leó: Halt! In the name of no horni I stop you!
Melody/Ambrose: AH SHIT ITS THE PO PO! SCATTER!
Ambrose jumps out the open window that Froot opend up earlier and I decided to follow.
Ambrose: YOU WILL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!!
Leó: I WILL GET YOU ONE DAY AMBROSE!!! I WILL GET MY REVENGE!
Froot grabbed us with some sort of magic.
Froot: O~ha~yo~
Ambrose/Melody: No matter how cute that was it doesn't change the fact that it's evening...
Froot: *blush* Shut up you two hot mother fuckers
Ambrose/Melody: So you think we're hot~♡
Froot: *larger blush* shit I said that out loud...
Melody: Yep you did~
Ambrose: Which means~
Melody: We wont~
Ambrose: Let you~
Ambrose/Melody: Sleep tonight~♡
Froot: ...I'm honestly not complaining
Chapter end brought to you by your wonderfull author needing ideas... please help meh...
Kiyohime... I've gotten her to third ascension... I've had her for 2 days...
Wish me luck on pulling for Space Ishtar and Nero!
This photo made me want to do froot x melody x ambrose...
That pillow would always be on yes if I lived with Kiyohime... I have issues
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