Eternal Death March

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(This is not part 2 of Mêê†ïñg †hê Ö†hêr§ just a in between chapter)

Froot: truth or dare Rose...

Ambrose: Truth!

Froot: When are you going to tell everyone that you died multiple times?

Ambrose: Ah...

Froot: 💢 what do you mean "Ah" ?!?!

Ambrose: I don't exactly know how to...

Froot: All you have to do is tell them straight up.

Ambrose: 💢 What a wise idea! I will tell them like this. "Hey Melody, Kson and others, I've died like 5000 times yall wanna play Mario kart?"

Froot: ...I see your point... you could explain to them your ability...

Ambrose: How would I explain "Eternal Death March"

I look at the readers

Ambrose: roll the credits!

Froot: What?

Tsuki: ...can I get a 4th wall repair man in universe 1942069...

Ambrose: But seriously how would I explain "Eternal Death March"

Froot: Idk

Ambrose: ...did you just say Idk in real life...

Froot: ... uhh I said I don't know...

Ambrose: -_- you spend to much time online...

Froot: 💢 YOU SPEND TO MUCH TIME IN AN A.I!

Ambrose: What?

Froot: Melody... Your girlfriend... is an A.I

Ambrose: oh that's what you ment... You perverted litch

Froot: 💢 shut up you bakambie!

Ambrose: 💢 I AM NOT A ZOMBIE!

Melody P.o.V

I walked into the hospital room that Ambrose was in to see him and Froot glaring at each other.

Ambrose: 💢 Succubus!

Froot: 💢 I am not a Succubus you idiotic mercenary!

Ambrose: then stop dressing like one!

Melody: 💢 and how do you know how Succubi dress? Darling?

Ambrose: ...shit

Froot: Your fucked bro...

Ambrose: SAVE ME THEN!

Froot: Hoes before bros bro, if ya think I'm a hoe I'm ditching you.

Ambrose: Your not a hoe!

Froot: ehhhh... ok I belive you.

Froot turned around and opened a window.

Froot: come with me if you want to live~

I watched in shock as froot jumped out of the open window... we were 42.0 floors above ground...

Ambrose got up but I grabbed his hospital gown.

Melody: you aren't leaving until you explain to me how you know how Succubis dress...

Ambrose: hentai!

Melody: What?

Ambrose: The hentai you watch and tell me about I make sure to watch so that's how I knew...

Melody: ...I'm so fuckin horni right now~♡

Pirate Girl: me too~

Melody: what?

Pirate Girl: wrong story... I hope Tsuki let's me meat Avalon soon...

Melody: Wait wha—

The Pirate Girl disappears into the wind leaving a faint  I'm horni in the wind

Ambrose: that was weird...

Melody: yep... now I'm going to fuck you...

Leó: Halt! In the name of no horni I stop you!

Melody/Ambrose: AH SHIT ITS THE PO PO! SCATTER!

Ambrose jumps out the open window that Froot opend up earlier and I decided to follow.

Ambrose: YOU WILL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!!

Leó: I WILL GET YOU ONE DAY AMBROSE!!! I WILL GET MY REVENGE!

Froot grabbed us with some sort of magic.

Froot: O~ha~yo~

Ambrose/Melody: No matter how cute that was it doesn't change the fact that it's evening...

Froot: *blush* Shut up you two hot mother fuckers

Ambrose/Melody: So you think we're hot~♡

Froot: *larger blush* shit I said that out loud...

Melody: Yep you did~

Ambrose: Which means~

Melody: We wont~

Ambrose: Let you~

Ambrose/Melody: Sleep tonight~♡

Froot: ...I'm honestly not complaining




Chapter end brought to you by your wonderfull author needing ideas... please help meh...

Kiyohime... I've gotten her to third ascension... I've had her for 2 days...

Wish me luck on pulling for Space Ishtar and Nero!

This photo made me want to do froot x melody x ambrose

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This photo made me want to do froot x melody x ambrose...

That pillow would always be on yes if I lived with Kiyohime

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That pillow would always be on yes if I lived with Kiyohime... I have issues

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