"Your job is to kill ******* ****** and ****." a old man said to the mercenary in front of him
"Run that by me again." the young mercenary asked.
"These two women! They humiliated me in front of everyone!" the man showed the mercenary a photo. "if...
I laughed and threw a bomb at Kson she then used her bat to hit it out a open window. It hit a building called NE ijnasijiN... totaly not something thats real...
A wolf boy and a roach girl watched the bomb explpoad
??????: Yoooo you got another bomb dude? Matara you want to throw this one if he has it?
Matara: Of course Mys- Mr. Kuro
Ambrose: Two Bombs coming yalls way!
I threw to Bombs at the duo and they threw them out the window aswell
Melody: Alright let's introduce you to the folks!
*I'm to lazy to do that so like time skip!*
Ambrose and Kuro were both throwing Bombs at the building a few hundred feet away from the they were in.
Kuro: So like you and Melody a thing?
Ambrose: Yea dude, why ya ask?
Kuro: Just wondering
Ambrose: Your not gay right?
Kuro: what? No I'm bi
Ambrose: cool, I am too...
Kuro and Ambrose look at each other for awhile
Kuro: Kool
Ambrose: Kool
I look over for a few seconds and I see Melody behind a pillar with Haruka behind her.
I want to mess with her...
I get close to Kuros face
Ambrose: *whispering* Mel's behind that pillar so let's show them some "tension"
Kuro: Ah, Mr Vega your rather close aren't you~
Melody: *whispering* Are they gonna kiss?
Haruka: ...can I make your boyfriend my wife?
Melody: Wut?
Haruka: Nothin...
Kuro and Ambrose were looking at the two and they started laughing their asses off
Mel: Huh? You idiotic moose you revealed where we are!
Ambrose: Nah we already knew...
Haruka ran at me with something in her hand.
Ambrose: Huh?
Haruka got on one knee and took out a box
Haruka: would you become one of my wives?
The box oppend to reveal a fancy ring.
Ambrose: ...melody what should I do?
Melody: ... fuck it, Polygamy it is... go for it!
Ambrose: Ummmm Haruka right?
Haruka: Yep!
Ambrose: Let's get to know each other first...
Haruka: ... if I beat you in Mario party will you marry me?
Ambrose: Uhhh sure?
*time Skip to after they played the game that ruins friendships*
Haruka:....
Melody: ....
Kuro: ....
Ambrose: Why is everyone silent?
Haruka: How...
Melody: did...
Kuro: beat...
Haruka/Melody/Kuro: Me/Haruka!?!?!?!
Ambrose: Idk you just had a skill issue
Haruka: Another round!
Haruka got up in my face with a huge blush on her face.
Ambrose: ...sand attack
I took a bomb out of nowhere and threw it up in the air, when it exploded it turned into sand.
I grabbed Mel and Kuros hands and ran off.
Mel: Oh thank God we escaped her...
Kson: Who?
Ambrose: Ahhhhhh! Sand Attack!
I threw sand into who I was to late to realize was ksons face...
Kson:...
Ambrose: ... shit
Kson took out her bat
*One ass wupin later*
I was on a hospital bed now...
I saw a green flash before who I knew was froot sat on a chair across from me.
Froot: ...it's nice to see you again Rose
Ambrose: ...hahaha, it has been a while hasn't it froot...
Froot: Yep... last I saw you yo—
Ambrose: Trying to kill someone hahahaha!
Froot: Yeah sure... you wanna play something?
Ambrose: play what?
Froot: Truth or dare...
Ambrose: Sure I will go first. Froot truth or dare?
Froot: Dare...
Ambrose: Kiss the toilet seat! Hahahahaha!
Froot: Tch.
Froot went to the bathroom and then cane back after washing her mouth out.
Froot: My turn Rose...
Ambrose: Uh that was ominous...
Froot: truth or dare Rose...
Ambrose: Truth!
Froot: When are you going to tell everyone that you died multiple times?
Ambrose: Ah...
Chapter end brought to you by Child Froot and Child Ambrose playing in a sand box
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